January 03, 2005

All Hail Our New Ant Overlords!

From RatherBiased.com [quoting Broadcasting and Cable magazine]:

. . . CBS News president Andrew Heyward, along with Washington bureau chief Janet Leissner, recently met with White House communications director Dan Bartlett, in part to repair chilly relations with the Bush administration.

CBS News's popularity at the White House—never high to begin with—plunged further in the wake of Dan Rather's discredited '60 Minutes [Wednesday]' story on George Bush's [Air] National Guard service.

An incentive for making nice is the impending report from the two-member panel investigating CBS's use of now-infamous documents for the '60 Minutes' piece.

Heyward was 'working overtime to convince Bartlett that neither CBS News nor Rather had a vendetta against the White House,' our source says, 'and from here on out would do everything it could to be fair and balanced.' CBS declined to comment.

And i love this easy to believe bit of speculation:
More than likely, one of the most prominent topics at the alleged meeting was some CBS begging to let Dan Rather, who has been banned from the Bush White House, interview President Bush before the older Texan retires from the CBS News anchor desk.
What a bunch of fucking whiney weasels.

Does anyone remember the Simpsons episode where the news anchor Kent Brockman mistakenly thinks giant ants from space are going to invade earth, so he begins his broadcast in front of a banner that says: "All hail our new ant overlords!"

In their hubris, CBS really thought they would have a president Kerry by now. Instead, much to their chagrin, they have to go kiss up to their ant overlords.

Grovel away you bastards!

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1 Rather wants to play gotcha one more time. Bush should never talk to an employee of CBS for the rest of his life. For that matter, no other American should either.

Posted by: jake at January 03, 2005 09:28 PM (r/5D/)

2 Jorge is a pretty compassionate guy, but I don't think he caves on this one. There's just no upside for El Presidente. As they say, be nice to people on the way up, you're sure to meet them again on the way down. Hmmm, a thought springs to life. What say about twenty years from now, we get a couple fifths of gin and good whiskey, a convertible, and mount a CBS anchorman grave/front door pissing tour? There's only the two of them right now. With a little planning, it could be knocked out in a three-day weekend. ANNI! WHAT'S THE FREQUENCY!?!?!

Posted by: Casca at January 03, 2005 10:15 PM (cdv3B)

3 Being as pedantic as I am about this sort of thing (i.e., just liek I am about everything else), I believe the exact quote is "I, for one, welcome our new giant ant overlords."

Posted by: Dave J at January 04, 2005 07:55 AM (CYpG7)

4 Rather should remind them that as a member of the media, he could be useful in convincing people to toil in their underground sugar mines. Great blog, by the way.

Posted by: Micah at January 04, 2005 08:13 AM (v/oTo)

5 Like Rather, the Simpsons are on my shitlist due to the liberal bias I've noticed over the years. All of the negative Republican stereotypes and the satiric Bush-bashing episode where Krusty the Clown gets elected to Congress was nauseating. I became a liberal during my "ignorant youngster" years(10-17) because of that show. Anyway, I'm still savoring Bush's victory. I thought Kerry was going to win at one point. Thankfully, I was wrong. I'm going to enjoy rubbing my smelly ass in the faces of all the asswipes that unfairly tried to screw Bush over with their lies and knee-jerk propaganda for the next few years. First up, Jacques Chirac tried to screw Bush over politically in the pre-war and post-war phases of OIF. When the Bush campaign was seemingly down in the dumps, Chirac tried to pour more salt on the wound by suggesting that Bush alienated allies such as himself with his cowboy-ishness. Today, we can gloat and laugh our asses off at the political troubles Chirac is now facing. Well, Mr. Chirac, your Bush-bashing and nose-thumbing hasn't improved your nation's miserable economy. Bush escaped the socialist lynching, I can't wait to see how you are going to try to weasel your way out of a lynching in your next election. HAHAHAHAHA.......

Posted by: reagan80 at January 04, 2005 08:26 AM (wlq2M)

6 Well, she did it. Mom finally kicked me out and now I'm living in the park. It sucks because now I'm forced to masturbate in the public bathroom, and prop my Michael Jackson fan magazine on top of the urinal. Yesterday it fell while i was busy wanking and it got all wet. Life sucks. I hate George Bush.

Posted by: Robert Mac-Lelland at January 04, 2005 11:21 AM (BbhPq)

7 Wow, I needed a good laugh. Thanks.

Posted by: d-rod at January 04, 2005 12:21 PM (CSRmO)

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