March 09, 2004

Hey, i Made It To One Year!

Today is my one year blog-versary. Gary, the proprietor of Soul Parking, introduced me to blogging back in 2002. i posted a few poems and a couple of journal entries there before i discovered Glogger quite by accident. It was one year ago today that i posted my first Glogger post on a site entitled: annika's journal and poetry. Now here i am, 674 posts later, and what have i got?

  • A total of 177,805 words ± a few dozen;

  • 62,901 hits and 2719 comments;

  • 5086 occurrences of the pronoun "i" in lower case, of course;

  • 167 utterances of the word "fuck" in all its glorious varieties;

  • 58 "shits", 42 "hells" and 14 "damns;"

  • i also overused the word "probably" 97 times;

  • The word "love" was used 107 times;

  • My favorite verb "was" was overused an embarrassing 1513 times. My Freshman English teacher would be so disappointed.
Major highlights from my short blog life would have to include:A confession: For most of the last six months, i had secretly toyed with the idea of quitting on my one year blog-versary. i would have done it too, had it not been for Pixy Misa who rescued me from Glogger. Switching to Movable Type from Glogspot is like trading a Yugo in for a Lexus. i'll keep doing this as long as it's fun, and thanks to Munuviana, it's still a lot of fun.

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March 08, 2004

Who Needs Psychotherapy When i Can Use All These Internet Quizzes To Explore My Personality?

No, really.

What book am i?

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You're Dune!


by Frank Herbert


You have control over a great wealth of resources, but no one wants to let you have them. You've decided to try to defend yourself, but it may take eons before you really get back what you feel you deserve. Meanwhile you have a cult-like following of minions waiting for your life to progress. This would all be even more exciting if you could just get the sand out of your eyes.


Take the Book Quiz

at the Blue Pyramid.
i'm Dune eh? Never read it. Crappy movie, though. What's up with Kyle MacLachlan's chin anyways?

i got this quiz offa Thoroughly Modern Monyca. i just stumbled onto her site and i like it. i'd congratulate Monyca on being sworn in to the New York Bar, but her blog has no comments. i decided to blogroll her, since there's not enough lawyers on my blogroll. (i'm being facetious, of course. There's seven on there that i know of, not counting Publicola, who probably should be a lawyer.)

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March 07, 2004

Nuff Said

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Got this offa Sarah's blog.

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Swedish Uranium Missing?

News from the Norwegian site, Aftenposten:

Large amounts of uranium may have gone missing from a nuclear technology company in Sweden. The American Central Intelligence Agency fears a worst-case scenario where the material has already fallen into terrorist hands . . . .
Scary indeed. How can anyone be certain that this is not the only nuclear facility in the world that has lax security?
Swedish authorities raided Ranstad Mineral several times and shut the company down on the grounds of deficient security.
It gets worse:
[A] CIA operative claims to know that the little Swedish company has educated Syrian nuclear physicists in the treatment of uranium. He also has information that a Swedish consultancy has sold nuclear equipment to Syria that can be used in the treatment of radioactive material.
This is the type of thing that, to me, makes the whole "where are the WMDs?" discussion irrelevant. Say there weren't any WMDs, and there wasn't any war. Then the inspectors go in, verify that Iraq's clean, and then Saddam kicks them out. What then would have stopped him from buying all he wanted on the blackmarket? He wouldn't need to call North Korea, apparently there's a couple of tall blonde guys selling the shit out of the back of their Volvo!

Link spotted on Scandinavia's Cross.

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i Am Obi-Wan


If I were a Star Wars character, I would be:
Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Take the
"Which Star Wars Character Am I?" Quiz
by Always Two There Are

Got this from Tiger.

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Sunday Morning Random Thoughts

. . . Sunday morning in L.A. The promised Summer weather hit with a bang this weekend. It's warm. There are still some wintry bare trees, as it seems the foliage hasn't yet caught up with the sun . . .

. . . i missed the morning mass and will have to go to this evening's. ThatÂ’s not a bad thing, they have an excellent contemporary choir at my churchÂ’s 5:00 service. At most every other Sunday evening mass, the music is “god-awful.” But there are so many entertainment types in my parish, our choir is probably stacked with professional singers . . .

. . . i want to play today, but i have several icky chores to accomplish. Oil change, wash the car, go in to work and finish time sheets. The oil change and car wash i dread. That means sitting on a plastic bench, waiting, for at least an hour and a half, probably two hours total, since everybody waits 'til the weekend to do those things and it will be crowded . . .

. . . Yesterday's shopping was most satisfactory. Two striped sleeveless tees, khaki short shorts, mid length cargo shorts, a pink beach hoodie with matching drawstring shorts, pair of all purpose jeans, two pair of capris, flip-flops to match the earthtone outfits, a pink pair for lighter colorey looks and a light blue pair with rainbow straps for general usage. i'm still not done, but i must wait for the next pay period to refurbish my clubbing and beach wardrobes. Then i'll be ready for summer . . .

Still awake?

. . . On to the blogosphere, it seems to be a quiet Sunday morning, as Stephen noted. LeeAnn also ponders the Sunday blogger's dilemma. When the weather is so-so, there's nothing i like more than to spend Sunday morning on the computer. But when it's nice, like today, i'd rather be playing. i'm here now because i'm trying to put off my chores . . .

. . . i see that Anne (straight from the hip) is enjoying her return to L.A. Her visit to Warner Bros. reminded me of the two times i was on that lot, about five years ago. i came down from S.F. with Betty for a visit, after one of her college friends got a job at WB. She invited us to a private movie screening for employees, which i guess they do twice a week.

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When we got there, Betty and i just walked onto the lot. The security guy at the gate didn't even look our way. i had thought that studios were supposed to be tight with the security. Of course, that was before 9/11; i doubt they'd allow that nowadays. The theater was modern and pretty state-of-the-art, as far as i could tell. There wasnÂ’t an empty seat in the house. Really comfortable seating, too. And a very loud sound system.

i can't remember the movie we saw, but it was some lame action flick and they had the volume turned waaay up. Like seemingly everyone else i've met from "the business," Betty's friend was a total stoner, and she kept getting out of her seat to look for her connection. Nobody seemed to mind her, even though we werenÂ’t sitting on the aisle. i guess most of the people knew each other, it was a kind of social event.

A couple of days later we all met for lunch at the Warner Brothers commissary. That was fabulous. i don't remember what we ate, it was probably meatloaf or turkey or something. It didn't really matter, i was too starstruck. Everybody in there was either attractive or famous. i saw Drew Carey, who smiled at me, and George Cloonie, who's just as much a babe as he is on the screen. That was back in the days before i realized he was an idiot; i think he might have just finished with The Peacemaker or maybe it was Three Kings.

Then we went to the Warner Brothers employee store, where the CDs seemed to be selling at wholesale prices, not including employee discount. If i had known the girl better i would have asked her to buy the Led Zeppelin, box set, which was normally over a hundred bucks, but with her discount i think i could have got it for like forty.

Then we walked around the lot and got a close up look at the fake buildings and the sound stages. That was better than going on the Universal Studios tour, because we saw the actual everyday working sets, not HollywoodÂ’s version of Hollywood you get on the Universal tour . . .

Okay, whatever, enough rambling. iÂ’m off to Jiffy Lube.

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March 05, 2004

Spring Is Here

And i have nothing to wear.

Reading Candied Ginger, i saw Candace's pretty pink stilettos, which inevitably made me think about shopping. My roommate told me that Southern California has most likely finished its yearly week of rain and we can expect summer weather very soon. And all i have are sweaters and last year's tired t-shirts. i need a shopping trip now.

That train of thought led me to the internet, where i could do some preliminary vetting in preparation for tomorrow's binge fest. (The firm's bonuses were handed out today. When i looked at mine, i did a mini Dean yell.) The beginning of spring means new flip-flops, as Lorie pointed out weeks ago. And flip-flop shopping means Old Navy.

But wait, Polo is having a sale. What? Scalloped edged tees? And shorts, need shorts, must buy shorts. Even after eight months of living down here, my wardrobe is too San Francisky. My excellent selection of sweaters has become superfluous.

So, tomorrow's itinerary includes the old standbys: Banana Republic, Old Navy, And Nordstrom, where i wouldn't mind checking this lovely item out for size. Mmm-hmm.

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Match The Idiotic Quote With The Idiotic Celebrity

Here's a fun diversion. Try to match the following idiotic statements with the appropriate idiotic celebrity:

  1. Sometimes it's cool to make mistakes.

  2. [He] hates my indecisiveness when it comes to making decisions.

  3. God, I didn't see the pool. Why does he have a pool there?

  4. When I use those paints there's pure irony, because my paintings are always very dark. It makes them even more meaningful. And my favourite colour to paint with is pink. That's quite odd.

  5. You're scary and I feel really dark when I'm around you.

  6. Thank you Brazil!
Answers in extended entry: more...

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March 04, 2004

GWB Conspiracy Generator

George W. Bush has not captured Osama bin Laden so that big corporations and white men could kill The United Nations.

Thanks to Susie for the link.

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Trivia Questions Still Needed

i did my best to come up with some questions for Stephen Macklin and Tuning Spork to ask each other during their trivia contest tomorrow. They still need more. It's time consuming, but kinda fun. There's only one day left, so if you want to participate, see here for instructions on how to submit questions.

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March 03, 2004

The Spamosphere Thinks i'm Gay?

Weird. i got two spam e-mails today that i inadvertently opened because of their faux personal subject lines. Someone in the spamosphere apparently thinks i like girls.

E-mail number one says:

I work as a massage therapist. I just recently had my initiation into the bisexual world and I totally appreciate it. I still love a good guy too but I am very eager to get to know otherbisexual girls. I am very friendly, very fit and very fun. I love just about anything outdoors but can spend hours and hours in bed. I love being with girls and guys alike. I am looking for a very sensual person. If this sounds good to you then maybe I am your girl.

Love Rebecca

She sounds great, doesn't she? Too bad i don't like girls. Not that there's anything wrong with that. i think a massage therapy background is an excellent qualification for any significant other.

The next one was a bit more vague.

I am an outgoing, sporty woman who enjoys trying fresh things. I love to have a good time, and I love meeting men. I usually don't have a 'type' of guy. I can have fun with anyone.

So... I can't wait to talk with you!

barbie

Now this chick seems more my type. i too, love meeting men and having a good time. But still, i don't happen to like girls. Plus, neither of them sent me a picture.

The reason i know they were spam was because the end of the e-mail was a list of random words like:

. . . reply kiosk north tacit false youth fader bluey credo whale . . .
But i thought the final three random words were quite funny:
polka naked spent canon.
Now there's an image i wish hadn't popped into my head.

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Anyone Who Is Reading The Gulag Deserves A Link

i need to give a shout out to Sarah, who just transferred her excellent blog from Glogger to Munuviana. i love her writing. Her husband just deployed to Iraq and she's done some wonderful posts on that in her old blog. She's also ambitious enough to be reading Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn's The Gulag Archipelago, a huge tome which is on my "to be read if i'm ever laid up in the hospital for a few months" list, right below Proust's Remembrance of Things Past. Wow.

Also, the elder statesman of Munuviana, Ted of Rocket Jones, posted the latest installment in his series of Air Force memoirs, "Air Force Blue."

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Another Passion Review

Do read Matt's comments on his viewing of The Passion. It's a personal angle i hadn't considered, but one i think is very true.

Somehow, despite knowledge of what Jesus did for me, I've never felt the sacrifice on an emotional level--certainly not to the degree that seems appropriate, given the magnitude of His suffering and its eternal implications for mankind. It's never been as real to me as something that I'd experienced personally. Tonight, though, it was different.
Glogspot permalink problem, scroll down, you know the drill.

More: Here's another very thoughtful review by blog-friend Desert Cat. It's Glogger again, so scroll past the Safire related post to his March 2 entry entitled "The Passion."

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March 02, 2004

These Newfangled Voting Methods Suck

Do you remember that kid in school who always ruined everyone's fun by complaining to the teacher. Some idiots ruined a good thing by complaining that the old, time tested punch card voting system was no good.

Now look at all the problems.

And too much money has been invested in the new systems to just throw them out. i voted with the new "felt tip pen" method in L.A. County and i didn't like it one bit. It seems to me there's more of a chance of stray marks than with the old system. The hole in the plastic template didn't line up exactly with the circle on the ballot, making me paranoid that the circle was not being filled in entirely. Voting took twice as long for me as it used to.

But then Democrats want it this way. It makes it so much easier to cry foul if an election doesn't go like they want it.

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Pay It Forward

You all may remember that Serenity recently moved to Houston. Well, she just broke her ankle and is without insurance because she hasn't been at her job long enough for her benefits to accrue. That completely sucks. A lot of bloggers have put out the call for help. i myself want to add my voice to that call, because i've enjoyed Serenity's blog for as long as i've been in the blogosphere. She really is one of the best and i hate to see such bad luck befall her. Your prayers or any kind of assistance would be a nice thing to do for her. There is a Paypal link on her sidebar. Get well soon, Serenity.

More: Lorie is also dealing with a tragic event. Her sister was in a bad car accident and was very seriously injured. Please remember her in your prayers too.

What's going on?

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March 01, 2004

So Much To Read, So Little Time

i received quite a few surprise gifts today. And my birthday isn't for another month yet! i'm amazed that people have been so nice to me, i'm so stunned.

First, i got a great DVD. i had been working my way through the first and second seasons of Star Trek, the Next Generation, which my parents gave me for Christmas. i'm trying to watch an episode a day. (Season two is vastly better than season one, by the way.) But tomorrow night i will take a break and watch The Last of the Mohicans, certainly one of the best movies of the nineties. History and Romance. How could it get any better than that?

Also, i received the newly paperbacked final volume in Jacqueline Carey's Kushiel trilogy, a series of erotic fantasy novels that i have become obsessed with lately. i can't wait to dive into that book, i've been in withdrawal since i finished the last one. This book came with a Laurell K. Hamilton vampire novel, which looks scary, but i'll give it a try.

And someone was kind enough to send me a film script, which i'm excited to read. i have no idea what it's about, but i like it like that. Sometimes when i'm in a bookstore, i'll select a new book by picking a random number and counting down the shelf, so i pick something i have no expectations about.

i'm also in the middle of a couple of cop books, which are part of my research for my sci-fi novel. You know, the one i keep talking about but never actually work on. The cop books are pretty good and i'm learning a lot. i realize now that if i had finished my book without doing any research, it would have really sucked. Now i'm getting loads of new ideas.

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Charlize Meets Spicoli?

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Hey bud, let's party!

or maybe,

I am so wasted!

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annika's Advice For California Voters

Hey all you California voters. Tomorrow is Super Tuesday! Now that California has changed it's primary election date from June to March, we get to take part in the festivities. Not only that, but we all get to use newfangled "modern" voting methods. Like here in L.A. County, where we'll be using a pen and paper. That's progress!

Here are my instructions for tomorrow's vote. Feel free to print out this post and take it into the booth with you.

President of the United States: If you're a Republican, as i am, vote for George W. Bush. He's the only one on there, so that should be easy. If you're a Democrat, vote for John Edwards. i would, if i were a Democrat.

United States Senator: Republicans, vote for Bill Jones. Democrats, i don't know what to tell you. Since Barbra Boxer is your only choice, leave it blank.

United States Representatives, State Senators, State Assemblymen: You're on your own with those.

Judges: Vote for judges with the most republican sounding occupations, like "criminal prosecutor," "police sergeant" or "victim's rights advocate." Stay away from any civil attorneys and professors.

Los Angeles County District Attorney: After Reiner and Garcetti, hell, anybody looks good. Vote for the incumbent DA, Steve Cooley.

Proposition 55: Yet another school bond. This time it's for kindergarten all the way through college. Twelve billion dollars for the same old shit they hit us up for every year: repair old schools, relieve overcrowding, build new classrooms, yada yada yada. i'd be more sympathetic if i didn't see a school bond measure on every single election ballot. This one is huge, though. Arnold is begging us to pass Prop 57, which is a 15 billion dollar bond just to pay the bills. There's no way we can afford another 12 billion on top of that. And anyways, i always vote no on all bond issues (except prison bonds). Vote no.

Proposition 56: This one makes me laugh. Currently our legislature must have a two thirds majority vote before they can raise our taxes. It's one of the bedrock requirements of the tax reforms enacted in the 70's. And the liberals hate it. Prop 56 will lower the two thirds requirement to 55%. Are they nuts? There's no way i wanna make it easier for the California Legislature to continue their spending spree. Vote hell no.

Proposition 57: This is Arnold's baby. He didn't have the guts to fix our budget the way McClintock suggested, with hard cuts, workers' compensation reform and tax relief. So Arnold decided we needed to borrow a little money instead. "Little" in this case is the aforementioned fifteen billion dollars. Well, i voted for Arnold because i wanted to see some drastic spending cuts made. He warns us that if Prop 57 does not pass, he will be forced to make "Armageddon" spending cuts. Yeah! That's music to my ears! Tough love, baby! Vote an emphatic no!

Proposition 58: This is the California Balanced Budget Act, version 2.0. It seems we passed what we thought was a balanced budget proposition a few years ago, but it didn't work. So this is the newer version, with new patches and updates. Hopefully it will work better than the latest Windows updates. Vote yes.

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