September 27, 2004

The Winner, Part 2

way to increase hits
hold a contest then withhold
ha ha the winner
Plus, i have a real tough time with decisions. Each of the haikus had at least one thing i really really liked, and of course i knew how eagerly my visitors awaited the announcement of the winner. The wagering, i imagine, was frenzied.

However, the more i read the nine finalists, the more my aesthetic sense gravitated toward this one, by gcotharn:

Groesbeck, Texas sits
sleepily west of Waco,
until the bar fight.
What i like most about it is that in the first two lines nothing is happening, then in the last line, something happens. i think that's great. It's almost Basho-esque, don't you think?

So, the winner of the Joe Don Baker Haiku contest is gcotharn! My condolences to everyone else. Remember the Olympics? It's not whether you win a medal, just being there makes you a winner, right?

Gcotharn will now proceed to the winners circle, where he will drink a glass of champagne (at his own expense) and e-mail me with instructions on how he wants to claim his fabulous prize, which i have already selected for him.

Posted by: annika at 12:32 AM | Comments (8) | Add Comment
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1 Come grab ewe elations, gcotharn! Kevin

Posted by: Kevin Kim at September 27, 2004 02:03 AM (x0zxU)

2 An excellent choice, annika. Congrats, gcotharn!

Posted by: Victor at September 27, 2004 02:43 AM (etHvD)

3 Kick Ass! Champagne! I once won a gift certificate for the best call to a radio talk show. That pales in comparison. Thanks.

Posted by: gcotharn at September 27, 2004 08:56 AM (AaBEz)

4 Yay! Congrats gcotharn.

Posted by: Ted at September 27, 2004 09:08 AM (blNMI)

5 Congrats! But: reading annika total defeat revealed winter grips my heart

Posted by: Hugo at September 27, 2004 09:15 AM (9ndHD)

6 That's it! I'm swearing off poetry! A promising career cut short by a broken heart. I hope you monsters sleep well knowing the pain you've wrought! ;-) Congrats, gcotharn.

Posted by: Matt at September 27, 2004 10:16 AM (SIlfx)

7 ...except that annika didn't exactly "hold" the contest. It's more like she tolerated it.

Posted by: Victor at September 27, 2004 11:00 AM (etHvD)

8 As Bulldog says on Frasier, "This is complete and total bullshit!". sike.

Posted by: Scof at September 27, 2004 03:10 PM (XCqS+)

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