September 03, 2005

Did He Just Say That?

Richard Simmons, bless his heart, said the following on Larry King Live just now:

"New Orleans is the Venice, Italy of the world."
Now that's good comedy.

P.S. i want to like Celine Dion, i really do, but her personality makes that impossible.

Posted by: annika at 11:32 PM | Comments (7) | Add Comment
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1 Yeah, Richard. New Orleans has gondola drivers too.

Posted by: Mark at September 04, 2005 01:47 AM (qI3ib)

2 Yep, in his case, they are called "Polers".

Posted by: shelly at September 04, 2005 03:24 AM (M7kiy)

3 Well it could be, after all Detroit is the Naples of North America.

Posted by: Casca at September 04, 2005 08:43 AM (qBTBH)

4 Detroit is the armpit of the world. Well, just one; the other is Cleveland.

Posted by: shelly at September 04, 2005 01:47 PM (ywZa8)

5 Since I happen to be intimately familiar with both towns, I'll only quibble in this respect. Detroit, and Naples I daresay are the armpits of an overly-ripe whore, whereas Cleveland is that of a pubescent lass. The truth is that Detroit is the asshole of North America. I always carry a couple extra mags and an extra battery for the radio when I visit.

Posted by: Casca at September 04, 2005 03:52 PM (qBTBH)

6 Well, if Cleveland is THAT, what, exactly is Youngstown?

Posted by: shelly at September 04, 2005 04:38 PM (6krEN)

7 Oh, Y-town, the home of spectacular NFL failure Maurice Claret, is a carbuncle.

Posted by: Casca at September 04, 2005 05:14 PM (qBTBH)

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