April 07, 2005

Ten Lessons Learned From The Movie Mona Lisa Smile

1. Men bad. Women good.

2. Marriage bad. Career good.

3. The fifties bad. Today good.

4. Rules and standards bad. Bad bad bad.

5. Promiscuity is a virtue.

6. Marriage equals failure. Women should avoid it at all costs.

7. Unless you are chubby, then let nothing stand in the way of getting a husband.

8. If you absolutely must get married, remember that having a career at the same time is easy.

9. Have pity on those poor girls who grew up in the fifties. Chicks have it so much easier today.

10. Wellesley girls are snobby.*
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* Okay, that last one wasnÂ’t sarcastic.

Posted by: annika at 08:55 PM | Comments (4) | Add Comment
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1 That's what the movie said. What do you think about those 10 points, Annika?

Posted by: Jake at April 07, 2005 09:06 PM (r/5D/)

2 Well, duh.

Posted by: Pursuit at April 08, 2005 05:36 AM (VqIuy)

3 You forgot to mention the movie stank because Joe Don Baker wasn't in it.

Posted by: Victor at April 08, 2005 07:20 AM (L3qPK)

4 At least you're not obsessed or anything, Victor. ;-)

Posted by: Dave J at April 08, 2005 07:53 AM (kLLbt)

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