February 05, 2006

What? Was Hugh G. Rection Unavalable?

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I looked all over my favorite humorous blogger sites and I couldn't find anyone who took a shot at the obvious joke. I guess everybody's too busy blogging about the cartoon rioting I blogged about ages ago, although I didn't get any awards for having done so. Do I have to do everything? Well here goes.

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HOUSE GOP GETS BOEHNER

Despite stiff opposition, House Republicans selected Ohio Representative John Boehner as Majority Leader on Friday.

"This appointment might be hard-on his family, but Boehner's a real stand-up guy," said one observer. "He always seems to rise to the occasion."

Others were more skeptical. "Woody make a good leader? It's hard to say," said one deflated opponent.

Boehner was visibly excited about his new job. "I'm so pumped up right now, i can barely contain myself," he said. "I look forward to coming to work and plugging away until I'm exhausted."

Posted by: annika at 09:00 AM | Comments (13) | Add Comment
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1 "Deflated opponent"? LMAO! Still, I wish Shadegg would've gotten the job instead.

Posted by: reagan80 at February 05, 2006 11:10 AM (K9tdw)

2 Well, as a former Ohio State Republican Committeeman, I can reliably inform you that he was ALWAYS known as Boner. He's one of the true believers who was with Newt at the creation. He's perfect for the job. I loved Chis Wallace's "Dean Martin" comparison.

Posted by: Casca at February 05, 2006 11:46 AM (2gORp)

3 huhhh...uhhhhuuhh... You said Boner! /damm I miss Beavis and Butthead, greatest mind knumbing garbage ever.

Posted by: Kyle N at February 05, 2006 08:23 PM (+xN+u)

4 Wow, did you really call him a dickhead?...

Posted by: will at February 06, 2006 04:48 AM (GzvlQ)

5 funny, funny, funny...

Posted by: tim at February 06, 2006 06:55 AM (cqZXM)

6 My personal favorite was "Boehner smokes Blunt."

Posted by: the Pirate at February 06, 2006 01:18 PM (0ZKi5)

7 Good stuff, although I might have tried to work "throbbing with excitement" or "spurted ahead of the admittedly flaccid competition" into the piece. But that's just me.

Posted by: physics geek at February 06, 2006 03:55 PM (auFn9)

8 Oh Annika, your post left this queen's bratwurst harder than diamonds in the Yukon. With the selection of Beautiful Boehner, now homosexuals of America have no excuse not to not stand up with the Boehner and punch holes for all Republicans from now on! Oh my! The things I'd do with a video camera, Mitt Romney, the Boehner, and a tube of KY! Oh honey...

Posted by: Jermaine St. Pierre II at February 06, 2006 03:55 PM (Vg0tt)

9 How do these folks find this blog?

Posted by: shelly at February 06, 2006 08:46 PM (BJYNn)

10 hahahahahahahaha

Posted by: annika at February 07, 2006 10:59 AM (IPTAn)

11 Why does Boehner always throw up in those rubber bags?

Posted by: Radical Redneck at February 09, 2006 07:38 AM (Hn8NG)

12 I predict a renewed emphasis on tracking Osama back to his cave.

Posted by: Ontario Emperor at February 10, 2006 01:10 PM (FPdMX)

13 http://dickarmy.ytmnd.com

Posted by: reagan80 at February 11, 2006 03:48 PM (K9tdw)

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