February 11, 2005

A Page From The Notebook Of Bill Clinton's Psychiatrist

February 11, 2005
Patient: William J. Clinton

The president confessed this morning his closely held ambition regarding the UN job. Haven't seen him this animated in session since early in second term. Believes Secretary Generalship would provide opportunity for personal growth.

Kept obsessing about secret plan of his to improve Russo-American relations. Pressed him for details, but he only made vague reference to a recurring dream he's been having nightly.

Says dream is extremely vivid, and takes place deep within a Russian forest. Refused to elaborate. Must explore further at next session.

Posted by: annika at 04:55 PM | Comments (3) | Add Comment
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1 LOL at the picture. I still endorse Boy George.

Posted by: Ontario Emperor at February 13, 2005 10:22 PM (muth+)

2 Annika, is that you? Nice tan..

Posted by: JD at February 20, 2005 12:51 PM (J+Gcr)

3 No no, that's Ana Kournikova. Thus the whole Russian forest joke, which nobody got.

Posted by: annika at February 20, 2005 01:53 PM (DcRyj)

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