January 11, 2005
annikagyrl: i got a twelve pack
Casca: I've got a keg
annikagyrl: haah no u don't
Casca: u got a 12, and I got a keg
annikagyrl: yap
Casca: yap?
annikagyrl: heh
Casca: lmao
Casca: perhaps we should do this sober
[The show begins.]
Casca: I hate the narrator on this
Casca: jesus
Casca: nice house, and they didn't even have to swallow to get it
Casca: something's not right about that
Casca: but I do love women in pink
annikagyrl: you know Nicolette Sheridan was the sure thing from the movie of the same name?
Casca: I'm sorry, I don't
Casca: but she looks like a sure thing
annikagyrl: youÂ’re a pig
[The opening narration continues...]
annikagyrl: nice chanel scarf
annikagyrl: i wouldn't be caught dead in something like that
annikagyrl: unless i became a realtor
Casca: lol
annikagyrl: i think all realtors are required to dress like that
Casca: indeed
Casca: well, there is a point in a woman's life where clothing becomes camouflage
annikagyrl: luv the opening with all the art
annikagyrl: who did that painting with the pregnant dutch lady?
Casca: where?
Casca: sorry, was grasping my cocktail
annikagyrl: grasping?
Casca: notice I added -tail
annikagyrl: too much info, dude
Casca: lmao
annikagyrl: i need to grab a longneck, myself
Casca: take pictures
annikagyrl: lol, beer that is...
[commercial interruption]
annikagyrl: okay, back to wisteria lane
annikagyrl: i like teri hatcher in this
Casca: me too, I hear she's horny
annikagyrl: yes, i posted bout that
Casca: ooooooooo sacral dimples
annikagyrl: i bet you like that hussy on the right,
Casca: I like all the hussys, I do not discriminate
annikagyrl: the hot one who's fucking the high school kid
Casca: it's just not right
Casca: I say give her a tax credit
. . .
annikagyrl: you remember the redhead chick from melrose place?
Casca: I've never watched MP
annikagyrl: that woman's husband had a heart attack while in the throes of s&m bondage...
Casca: now THAT is the way to go
annikagyrl: with another woman, and then while in the hospital, his wife told him she was leaving him
Casca: lol, women tend to be the unforgiving sex
annikagyrl: yes we are
Casca: lol
annikagyrl: and i don't forgive you for saying that
. . .
annikagyrl: Did teri hatcher finally get rid of the mole on the side of her nose?
annikagyrl: it was very unsightly, i think she had it removed, cuz i don't see it
Casca: I think mole removal should be an entitlement
annikagyrl: haha
[LynetteÂ’s husband goes downstairs late at night and finds the nanny sans clothes]
annikagyrl: naked chick alert
Casca: what did I miss?
annikagyrl: hahahah
Casca: kewl
annikagyrl: the husband's all “yah that'd be great!”
[Then the husband, all horny from the encounter, starts gettinÂ’ it on with his wife]
Casca: don't u love that about guys?
Casca: flaash us a tit, and we're ready to get it on
annikagyrl: he had to fantasize about the chickie because the wife is pretty haggard
[Cut to commercial]
annikagyrl: okay, itÂ’s the ortho tricyclen commercial, how appropriate
Casca: THERE SHE GOES
annikagyrl: notice that there are no men in this commercial?
Casca: see our add in Glamour...
Casca: lmao
annikagyrl: because birth control is a gyrl thing
Casca: or visit www.thepill.com
[Now back to the Bree storyline, as she needles her cheating hubbie yet again]
Casca: I'm liking her
annikagyrl: ooo she's good
Casca: I believe in forgiveness
annikagyrl: he was a jerk in previous episodes tho
Casca: lol
annikagyrl: “please don't mistake my anal retentiveness for actual affection,” now that’s a good line
Casca: I'd have to know what actual affection was first
. . .
annikagyrl: yes, they definitely removed teri hatcherÂ’s mole
annikagyrl: you know hatcherÂ’s forty?
Casca: heh, women can be fab at forty
Casca: but by the time they reach fifty
Casca: it's katy bar the door
annikagyrl: doh!
[More commercials]
annikagyrl: Lost sucks
Casca: agreed
annikagyrl: they need a gilligan character
Casca: can't get into it at all
annikagyrl: a skipper too
Casca: it's so fucking ridiculous
annikagyrl: a millionaire
Casca: strains credulity
annikagyrl: and his wife
Casca: LOL, couldn't hurt
annikagyrl: the professor and
Casca: don't forget Maryann
annikagyrl: here on gilligan's isle
annikagyrl: okay DH is back on
[Gabrielle takes a job as a car spokesmodel in a mall]
annikagyrl: hah ha
annikagyrl: car show girl
Casca: what's wrong with that?
Casca: sometimes u have to wash dishes
[She gets her dress caught in the car display]
annikagyrl: this is low farce
Casca: si
[Bree goes on a date with her pharmacist]
Casca: wuhoh
annikagyrl: oh, no, dating the farmacist
Casca: OMG
Casca: look at RED
annikagyrl: oo the lady in red
Casca: "French the Hell out of him"
annikagyrl: with her hair up like that you almost donÂ’t notice her cheekbones
annikagyrl: i like her
Casca: I do too
[The pharmacist arrives at BreeÂ’s house and meets her husband]
annikagyrl: “Please, you're dating my wife, call me Rex!”
annikagyrl: hahahaha
Casca: wuhoh
annikagyrl: oh now that's uncomfortable
annikagyrl: not only is he dating the guyÂ’s wife, but he's only a pharmacist and the husband's a doctor
Casca: eh, I'd take a pill pusher over a doc any day
Casca: a girl like that deserves and incredible orgasm
Casca: on a regular basis
annikagyrl: you're talking about me, right?
[Lynette continues to obsess over the effect the nanny had on her husbandÂ’s horniness]
annikagyrl: i love that line too: “you kiss me as if it would end the conversation, and it sooo won't...”
Casca: LOL
Casca: she's right
Casca: but it's not because the nannyÂ’s more fertile
Casca: it's because sheÂ’s hot
Casca: LMAO
annikagyrl: yah
Casca: she has beat him to his knees
[The end of BreeÂ’s date with the pharmacist, inside his car]
Casca: he shoulda taken her back to his place
annikagyrl: that pharmacist is a good sport isn't he?
Casca: he's a pawn
Casca: it's sad
annikagyrl: now the pharmo is real pissed, all that trouble and she announces that she's not gonna have sex?
Casca: awww, that hurt
annikagyrl: he's all "what the fuhh..."
Casca: alas, I fear not "pissed", but definitely "used"
[Now Edie singing karaoke style]
annikagyrl: oh Nicolette's an awful singer
annikagyrl: wtf, i'm missing 24 for this?
Casca: that's why Gawd made booze...
Casca: for her singing
Casca: sure
annikagyrl: on the way home from church today, i was singing “what kind of fool am i” along with sammy on the radio,
annikagyrl: i was awesome, if i must say so
Casca: sammy was a wonderful fellow
[Now, Susan gets up to sing “New York, New York,” sort of...]
annikagyrl: her voice ainÂ’t too bad
Casca: if u want to sing Sinatra
Casca: ya gotta be him
annikagyrl: thatÂ’s a great song to sing
Casca: omg
annikagyrl: doh!
Casca: lmao
annikagyrl: get into it babe!
Casca: si
annikagyrl: hahahaha
annikagyrl: lmao
annikagyrl: hahahahaha
annikagyrl: noooow yoooork!!
annikagyrl: that was great!
Casca: oh gawd
[Basically, that was the highlight of the episode.]
[More commercials]
annikagyrl: damn boston legal is like the recycling bin for actors
Casca: awwww, I like it
Casca: better than THIS schlock
annikagyrl: when is henry winkler going to join the cast?
annikagyrl: or mark hamill?
Casca: Ouch
[Now a strange scene with Lynette in the kitchen watching the nanny work]
annikagyrl: i see a threesome with the nanny in the next episode
Casca: hard
Casca: 2
Casca: say
annikagyrl: yep, what did i tell you?
annikagyrl: she's checking out the babysitterÂ’s tits
Casca: who isn't
Casca: heh
[Now SusanÂ’s ex starts coming on to her, he wants to get back together]
annikagyrl: time to pop another beer
annikagyrl: nice sweater around the neck look, dork
Casca: u know
Casca: most people do sex with the ex
annikagyrl: don't do it teri!
Casca: of course
Casca: lol
annikagyrl: u mean sex on ex? or sex with the ex?
Casca: sex with the ex
Casca: and most of them do it
Casca: notwithstanding this fiction
[Final moments and the teaser for next weekÂ’s episode]
annikagyrl: hahahahaha
annikagyrl: teri hatcherÂ’s boyfriend has some nefarious past too
Casca: eh
annikagyrl: see every episode has a theme, and the narrator acts as a greek chorus, tying all the various storylines together
Casca: this is a tedious soap opera
annikagyrl: ohhhhh and the HAND appears!
Casca: if you were going to get rid of a body, wouldn't you do it where it wouldn't be found?
annikagyrl: like the Berkeley marina?
[End credits]
annikagyrl: fuck, i want that hour of my life BACK!
annikagyrl: lol
Casca: agreed
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