February 24, 2007

Another One

Among the requirements for admission into the Skankwomen sorority is an inability to learn simple lessons from personal experience, most specifically evidenced by poor driving judgment.

to wit:

Nicole Richie, with a previous DUI on her record, not to mention a heroin bust, decides to smoke weed, pop vicodin, then get in her SUV and drive the wrong way on an L.A. freeway. Luckily, nobody got killed as a result of that brain fart.

Not to be outdone, Nicole's pal Mischa Barton, whose sister just went into rehab, and whose OC character got killed in a car crash, borrows Nicole Richie's car, slams into another car in a parking lot, then a few days later gets photographed smoking a j while driving her own car.

Congratulations, Mischa, you're in the club. Hopefully you won't kill anyone either. Not that you care, you stupid skank.

P.S. In unrelated Brittany news, it's impossible to pick a favorite in Stereogum's photoshop contest, but #11 is up there.

h/t 6MB, via Agent Bedhead

Posted by: annika at 02:21 PM | Comments (3) | Add Comment
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1 Don't borrow Nicole Richie's car. Don't borrow Britney Spears' car seat. Don't borrow Barry Bonds' "supplements."

Posted by: Ontario Emperor at February 24, 2007 09:33 PM (P8ktI)

2 Fucking excellent.

Posted by: Casca at February 24, 2007 10:30 PM (2gORp)

3 Damn. I thought you had to shave, go commando AND flash it in order to get in the club. Am I missing something?

Posted by: shelly at February 25, 2007 09:22 PM (SLFj+)

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