i've been away for so long it's hard to get back into the swing of blogging. Mainly, i've been preoccupied with planning for my move back north again. But if there's one subject that is always easy to blog about, it's the American Skankwoman.

Here are some recent news stories, which at first might seem unrelated, but nothing gets past my uncanny ability to analyze and dissect the news:

Brad Pitt quits smoking (i assume he means cigarettes).

Brittany hires a hypnotist, says she wants to quit smoking too.

Brad openly questions monogamy, amidst rumors of trouble in his storybook marriage.

More rumors circulate about Brad and a famously tattooed actress named Angelina.

Brittany decides to get some new tattoos, but the job is hilariously botched.

Suddenly Brad declares that he wouldn't mind a "romp with Brittany."

Around about that time, Brittany exclaims her belief in the power of God! ("Yes! Oh God! Yes!")

Brad takes up cigarettes again.

Hmmmm, interesting. You do the math.

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