April 14, 2004
annika's Own Political Artwork
i made these, but they sure would look good on your sidebar, i think.

(If you do take one, please copy it and load it on your own server so Pixy doesn't get mad at me for using up his bandwidth. Also, a link back here would be appreciated, but not required.)
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I absolutely love the picture of Kerry with Michael Jackson's nose.
Posted by: Bird Brain at April 14, 2004 04:33 PM (JCxVY)
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You forgot to add Bob Byrd's sheet.
Posted by: Dave J at April 14, 2004 09:13 PM (+MjkF)
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Thanks Annie, I sent the Long John pic to hundreds of my pals..It really is the "Picture of the Week".
Posted by: shelly s. at April 17, 2004 05:47 AM (AaBEz)
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April 13, 2004
Behold! For a Giant yet walks the earth
i thought tonight might be an appropriate night to re-post my one and only baseball related sonnet:

Behold! For a Giant yet walks the earth.
With shoulders of rock, striding forth he wields
Thirty-two ounce, thirty-four inches girth
Maple Excalibur, from which he deals
Four hundred foot jacks, right side of the plate
Six-sixty-
one homers, five hundred base steals;
Never swings early, nor ever swings late,
Inside the box hit, outside the box wait.
He cares not for me, and cares not for you
Cares not a whit for the bat when heÂ’s through,
And straightening up, and seeing the view
Watches the ball fly until itÂ’s a dot,
And then, only then, begins he his trot
Don’t say to him “bring it” – it will be brought!
More: The very prolific Scorebard says it in haiku.
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Nice work, Annie! I'm not even a baseball fan, and
still I like it!
Posted by: Matt Rustler at April 14, 2004 04:29 AM (of2d1)
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It's amazing what a little Steroids can do for you when it comes to baseball.
Posted by: Tom at April 14, 2004 05:53 AM (HJfl9)
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Tom,
It is entirely possible for a superior athlete like Bonds to decide, later in his career, to put on 40-60 lbs. and become a "power" hitter--without steroids.
Granted, there is circumstantial BALCO evidence against him..but remember BALCO also sold legal nutritional supplements ranging from protein powder to exotic herbs.
I'm inclined to give him the benefit of the doubt.
Posted by: Jason O. at April 14, 2004 06:41 AM (loMDg)
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I think it sucks that no matter what the truth is, this steroids rumor will hang over all of Bonds' accomplishments this year like an untyped asterisk.
Posted by: Dawn Summers at April 14, 2004 07:44 AM (HLOeu)
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Way to go Barry! GO GIANTS!
Posted by: d-rod at April 14, 2004 07:53 AM (N7QC9)
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Bonds always had tremondous talent, it is too bad he was corrupted during his years at that shitty university ASU. That corruption directly lead to his decision to play for SF, where upon arriving he was further corrupted into the beast we know today. I mean who in the hell wants to play for a team dressed like pumpkins that's never won a world series?
And he will never win because Bonds is an egotistical jerk. Bonds thinks of Bonds first, anyone else on the team be damned. So what? Well so what, that's the way he is, staring at his homers as if he's god's gift to the game. Live and let the punk live I guess. What can you do if he refuses to sign autographs so as to keep their value high? Money and prestige are all that matter to him.
Bottom line is people do not gain thirty-five pounds of muscle in their late thirties without a little bit of help. The fact that he can use that muscle very well is a testament to his skillz, but the guy is an anathema to everything good the game is about. He makes it too easy not to root for him, he's a punk yet he is the toughest out in baseball. When all is said and done he'll be remembered with the same reverence that Ty Cobb garners today. He's the Dan Marino of baseball. Give me Ichiro anyday, hands down.
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...sorry for the grandstanding, but that was just a knee-jerk rant, it had to come out. 'Tis a nice piece of work you wrote annika, i think it aptly expresses the mix of good talent and crappy character that is Bonds. "Never swings early, nor ever swings late,...He cares not for me, and cares not for you" good stuff
Posted by: Scof at April 14, 2004 08:37 AM (XCqS+)
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We'd make ye trashtalkin' scalawag walk the plank up here matey!
Posted by: d-rod at April 14, 2004 10:05 AM (CSRmO)
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Bonds's personality doesn't matter: but he should respect the game. There's a segment of baseball (& the media) that still holds a grudge against MLB for segregation & the negro leagues. I believe Bonds holds the Babe's record in utter disdain because sluggers like Josh Gibson were not allowed in MLB. Which is fine: That's his opinion.
Perspective: When the Babe hit 60 in '27 that was something like 14% of all home runs in the american league that year...Bonds would have to hit 400+ to equal that.
Furthermore, Bonds (and every other black player in MLB) sees the giant check every 2 weeks because the Babe made the game of baseball popular like no other athlete has even come close to doing in any sport with just maybe the exception of Pele.
The Babe wasn't even the best Yankee ever: That's Lou Gehrig who, without his disease, would have put up the scariest numbers in MLB history. Ruth was the most important person ever in baseball, however, and Bonds's disdain shows his naivete.
Posted by: Jason O. at April 14, 2004 10:59 AM (loMDg)
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This asshole doesn't deserve this much attention. He is a thug.
Posted by: shelly s. at April 14, 2004 12:44 PM (AaBEz)
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One thing about it, whether you grow big and strong by using steroids or not, you still have to be able to hit the ball ... period. Nothing assists in that task.
Posted by: Kang A. Roo at April 14, 2004 04:45 PM (JCxVY)
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"I mean who in the hell wants to play for a team dressed like pumpkins that's never won a world series?"
Get a clue, and go check some baseball history. The Giants have worn black and orange for nearly a century, and they've won a respectable number of World Series.
Posted by: Ted at April 15, 2004 06:27 AM (blNMI)
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Ted you could use the clue:
http://www.home.earthlink.net/~scofield99/images/giants_trophy.jpg
The SF Giants have never won a world series and I don't see how they ever will.
Posted by: Scof at April 15, 2004 10:26 AM (XCqS+)
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Impressive talent with words there, but no mention about Bonds' steroid use? His HEAD is two sizes bigger.
Regarding Bonds being a "jerk," I disagree. He's not a social animal, more like a loner. Doesn't talk to media much, doesn't mingle with fans. Prefers his own company. This does not make one a "jerk," does it?
Posted by: Mark at April 16, 2004 05:21 PM (Vg0tt)
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Everyone gets bigger in their 30's and 40's. I weighed 195 when I played competitively and 230 now. Age and beer are the cause -- never took a steroid in my life.
As to Bonds, he was the greatest BEFORE he got bigger. Why isn't anyone questioning Annika? I have a pic of her in 2001 with skinny arms. Now her biceps would make Bonds proud. Don't tell me she put on all that beef "working out"
Posted by: Wolf at April 03, 2005 06:42 AM (JzmnO)
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Green Jacket Dinner
i was so happy to see Phil Mickelson finally win a major, and
in such an exciting way last Sunday. His family had a tough time last year, but he never whined about it or used it as an excuse for not winning. He seems like a really great guy.
And his favorite dish happens to be lobster ravioli. i love lobster ravioli, too. i had a great one in San Francisco last weekend. Here's a recipe i googled, from Emeril. i may give it a try someday when i'm feeling ambitious. With lobster meat, not live lobster, of course. i'm too squeamish to kill the poor things myself.
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I've never had lobster in any form. I am a huge fan of ravioli, so I might be pursuaded to one day try this. I
think I could bring myself to start out with live lobsters.
Posted by: Annika (the other one) at April 13, 2004 10:20 PM (YZTVQ)
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Phil's winning the Master's was a great thing to watch. In fact, the entire broadcast was probably the best golf I've ever seen on television.
Two holes in one on 16 within ten minutes time, K.J. Choi's holing out a 5 iron on the 11th hole, Ernie Els making two eagles, and of course, Phil's stellar play.
Looking back, if Phil doesn't make that par putt on 10, he's looking a bogey or worse. That putt was key, allowing him to make birdies coming in, capped off with a courageous putt to win on the 18th.
Two predictions: one, having won his first, Phil will have the confidence and know he can and will win numerous majors; and two, look for lobster ravoli on next year's Masters Champions dinner menu.
Posted by: joe at April 14, 2004 05:06 AM (e2tKl)
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Mmmmmm...lobster. The sound it makes soon after it goes into the boiling water is not REALLY screaming; it just kind of sounds like it. :-p Thanks for the recipe, since anything even remotely connected to New Orleans is bound to be a culinary delight (even though the smaller lobsters native to the Gulf aren't as good for eating as the Atlantic ones).
Posted by: Dave J at April 14, 2004 07:28 AM (VThvo)
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Ashcroft Testimony: First Impressions
i'm listening to Attorney General Ashcroft's testimony as i type this. It's clear to me, after his opening statement, exactly why people hate and fear him so much. He's very good. The AG landed a number of effective shots in his statement, and i can't wait to hear how the opposition tries to deflect them. It's also clear that Dick Clark and Dr. Rice were the undercard and Ashcroft's is the heavyweight title match. i was
that impressed.
Gotta go, Ben Vineste is on now, yakking about the PDB again.
. . .
WTF? Ben is asking about Ashcroft using a chartered jet? Slimeball. Why doesn't he ask if Ashcroft was the one who warned all the jews to stay out of the WTC on 9/11? Why doesn't he ask who planted the bomb in the Pentagon and made it look like a plane crash? Aaack!
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Now the idiot commenter at NPR cuts in to assure his audience that they will "have a look at" Ascrofts answer to the sleazy chartered jet question after his testimony is over. Whaaat? Why the hell don't they "have a look at" Ashcroft's more serious and relevant accusations about Clinton's and Reno's eight year incompetence spree? Aaaack!
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Why do the commisioners keep calling him General? He's not a general, he's an attorney general. The word "general" modifies the noun "attorney."
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i'm unable to listen that closely because i am annoyingly distracted by the need to create a false impression of diligence in completing my job tasks.
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It's now over, i didn't notice any effective counter-punches by the commisioners. Now the spinning begins.
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I forgot that Ashcroft was testifying today. I've got to listen to it.
Posted by: La Shawn Barber at April 13, 2004 03:04 PM (tW8zw)
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Annika,
Go to Instapundit for what appears to be a conflict of interest involving one of the commission members--Jamie Gorelick, former deputy attorney general.
This is the kind of shit--Gorelick's--is what will distract us from what's important--winning the terrorism war now. The Monday morning quarterbacking/after the fact analysis is an exercise in politicizing 9/11.
Watch for further spin. And watch for dizzy spells.
Posted by: joe at April 13, 2004 03:53 PM (dprmZ)
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"the need to create a false impression of diligence in completing my job tasks." When I've got a post to finish or a great article to read, well over the past 18 months of bloggin I've gotten pretty good at creating that false impression
Posted by: Scof at April 13, 2004 04:27 PM (XCqS+)
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People very frequently address Attorneys General (both state and federal) as "General." It's one of my pet peeves, but such longstanding usage isn't going to change.
Posted by: Dave J at April 13, 2004 04:43 PM (VThvo)
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Annika, the bombshell was that after a long build up about the "wall' that was built between criminal and terrorist investigations (to "preserve" testimony for prosecutions), the Clinton folks overdid it with memos that totally handcuffed terrorism investigators from getting info on real potential terrorism plots.
Gorelick was mouthing denials to her fellow Commissioners, then, in a moment of high drama, Ashcroft stated that he had declassified the Memo and released it on the spot. Needless to say, Gorelick was both the author and her initials appeared on the document.
There is now a building pressure for her to resign and testify to the Commission.
The Memo cause Ben-Veniste to change course and ask Ashcroft about his refusing to fly regular commercial flights, to which Ashcroft replied that both he and his wife always fly regular commercial flights.
Goelick was trying to get under the table, reminiscent of Teddy Kennedy during the Impeachment Hearings when Arlen Spector asked him "If the Senator from Massachusetts wishes to engage...?"
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April 12, 2004
One Difference Between Us And Them
The
troll comment i got this morning reminded me about something i've been thinking about since my visit to the State Capitol last weekend. It's an example to illustrate one difference between people on the left and people on the right.
i know i'm gonna be generalizing here, so save your breath. i'm aware that the majority of people on the left are not freakazoids who need to be locked up. There's some very decent and thoughtful lefties on my own blogroll, for instance. i also know there's some real whack-jobs on the right too, and in fact some of them actually have been locked up. (Right wing crazies tend to stay in jail though, instead of being offered tenure.)
Anyways, here's my observation. The great state of California has had thirty-eight governors in its history. Many are unknown. Some, however, are perhaps more famous:
- Hiram Johnson (the great reformer, who gave us the recall election);
- Leland Stanford (who gave us Stanford University, boooo);
- Earl Warren (later Chief Justice of the United States Supreme Court, disliked by liberals as well as conservatives);
- Ronald Reagan;
- Jerry Brown (Known as "governor moonbeam," he once dated Linda Rondstadt, wouldn't dare to swat a medfly, and appointed his former chauffer as Chief Justice of the California Supreme Court.* He's now the mayor of Oakland.
- Jerry's father Pat Brown (who gave us our freeways);
- Pete Wilson;
- Gray Davis;
- and of course, Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Inside the California State Capitol building are portraits of most of the governors in our state's history. (i looked for, but couldn't find Davis' portrait, and Arnold's is not yet finished.) One thing seemed odd to me as i got to the top of the stairs at the front of the capitol, where the portraits of our latest governors hang. Out of all the paintings in the building, only one is encased in plexiglass.
Can you guess which one?
No, it's not left leaning Jerry Brown's.
No, it's not that great judicial activist, Earl Warren's.
That's right, it's Ronald Reagan's.
Can you guess why his portrait, out of all thirty-eight governors, has to be protected by a layer of plexiglass? No, it's not UV light. Notice that Reagan's is hanging next to three other non-plexiglassed portaits.
The reason is that some asshole slashed Reagan's picture a few years ago. A left-wing-hater-nut-case. Some liberal fuck, with a head so filled with bitterness and so empty of common sense, that he or she thought vandalizing the portrait of one of our greatest presidents might be a good way to "raise people's consciousness."
Well, one might ask, if one of the governors' portraits was slashed why don't they encase all of them in plexiglass? Why not protect Jerry Brown's ugly abstract, or Earl Warren's distinguished visage on the second floor landing? Surely they're at risk of being slashed too?
No, you see only a conservative icon like Ronald Reagan can inspire such hatred and vitriol. Because he was, and still is, so loved, his portrait remains a target for the haters. And unfortunately, there seem to be a large number of lefties who have no problem being violent and destructive when they want to send their little hate messages. Conservatives might dislike Jerry Brown (especially conservatives living in Oakland these days), but they're not going to slash his picture.
Lefties like the one who vandalized Reagan's portrait, and the one who blew up all those SUV's in L.A. last year, and the professor who vandalized her own car, and the ones who screamed in my face as i walked to class during last year's anti-war demonstrations, and the ones who carry signs saying New York looks better without the World Trade Center, and the ones who smash the windows of Starbucks Coffee because it's a successful business, and the one's who go around saying that the terrorists in Iraq should kill more Americans, etc. etc.
Those are the ones you have to watch out for. Yah, maybe just as much as the far right wackos. They're both liable to blow something up, but only the left wing crazies will have the ACLU and the newspaper op-ed pages on their side after they get caught.
So when an idiot like this morning's troll says that he thinks conservatives should be "exterminated like vermin" and "need to be snuffed out of existence," how am i supposed to take that? Is it rhetorical hyperbole, or is the guy a real nutjob who needs to be monitored closely?
My point is this: in the cultural war that's been going on in this country for the last forty years, one side always seems to be more violent than the other, if not in deed then in rhetoric. i'm sure there's some psychological or sociological reason for that phenomenon, but i have no clue what it might be, nor at this point do i give a shit. i just think it's worth noting.
* In 1986, the late Justice Rose Bird became the first California Chief Justice to be voted out of office for being too liberal. Sounds familiar?
Update: Thanks to Blake for pointing out this example reported by Drudge, which further butresses my argument:
Campaign 2004 turns extreme in Florida with the placement of a newspaper ad calling for physical retribution against Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld!
"We should put this S.O.B. up against a wall and say 'This is one of our bad days,' and pull the trigger," the ad reads.
i might also add as examples, the many angry liberal callers to the Michael Medved show, one of whom i heard say that he wished Medved would just commit suicide and "save us the trouble" of killing him. Or the time Alex Baldwin screamed on and on about "stoning Henry Hyde to death."
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It may well be because they are cut from the same cloth as the Lenins and Stalins and Maos and Hitlers and Mussolinis of the world--political descendents of Jean Jacques Rosseau, who once wrote:
"... every malefactor, by attacking social rights, becomes on forfeit a rebel and a traitor to his country; by violating its laws he ceases to be a member of it; he even makes war upon it. In such a case the preservation of the State is inconsistent with his own, and one or the other must perish; in putting the guilty to death, we slay not so much the citizen as an enemy."
The "social rights" referred to here are the "rights" of the collective, not individual rights. In other words, those of us who stand astride the path of the relentless march of creeping socialism, who insist on the preservation of individual rights against their violation by an increasingly intrusive state, have made ourselves enemies of the state, and deserving of death.
Rousseau is their founding father. Is it any surprise that his children espouse the same?
Posted by: Desert Cat at April 12, 2004 09:12 PM (c8BHE)
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Regarding conservatives in Oakland, I don't think many dislike Jerry Brown. The far right (if they exist) and the far left probably dislike him equally, he is pro-business, pro-growth, tough on crime and high-profile. Generally I think people feel fairly lucky to have an ex-governor as a mayor and some (slow) progress is being made although his hands are tied in lots of ways.
Posted by: d-rod at April 12, 2004 09:27 PM (YKu7i)
Posted by: ginger at April 13, 2004 05:15 AM (eYQ9U)
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D-Rod, check the crime statistics for Oakland, and see it they began to spike upward around the time of Jerry's first term. i believe they do. i'm not saying there's any correlation. (Okay, maybe i am.)
Posted by: annika at April 13, 2004 09:14 AM (zAOEU)
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Great timing on this, Annika! Check out the headline on Drudge for another example to back up your observation.
Posted by: Blake at April 13, 2004 09:40 AM (AKSiu)
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Annie, you're probably right that the overall crime rate went up early on. Murder rates went up - then down a lot, then back up (a lot). It would be interesting to chart that against some other variables. Didn't seem like the city sponsored "anti-war seminar" last year with Robert Sheer and various anti-Israeli speakers had much effect in educating the public about "peace".
Posted by: d-rod at April 13, 2004 10:18 AM (CSRmO)
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I wish someone would put all Reich Whing scum-sucking vermin against walls and pull the trigger - repeatedly! All Reich Whing, bottom feeding, Hate Mongering, lowlifes should be squashed.
Here are TRUE AMERICAN HEROES!
http://users.lmi.net/zombie/sf_rally_april_10_2004/signs/
Posted by: Robert McClelland at April 13, 2004 10:48 AM (WwSqc)
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Speaking of "bottom feeding hate mongers", McClelland, you're making a parody of yourself.
Posted by: Desert Cat at April 13, 2004 11:56 AM (sGeYL)
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As a 6th generation Californian (on mom's side; Dad is from Austria, like Arnold), I share your appreciation for California history. I am sorry that Reagan's portrait requires protection; as a man of the left, I have no truck with those who attack symbols, unless they are Byzantine iconoclasts.
But you know full well the right is capable of tough tactics. Think the violent halting of the recount in Miami in 2000. Forgot it? Go here:
http://www.wsws.org/articles/2000/nov2000/riot-n29.shtml
And/or here:
http://www.time.com/time/nation/article/0,8599,89450,00.html
Just one example of the fact that bad behavior is found among those who hold a variety of ideological views. Something that any student of history already, surely, knows, but something that we all conveniently ignore when we are structuring our arguments!
Posted by: Hugo at April 13, 2004 12:48 PM (LNc8S)
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Robert McClelland,
I'm not necessarily a right winger or conservative, but odds are you'd find my views more disturbing. In any case you'd probably lump me in with the right wingers because of a few shared views. So with that being said...
Your shit talking is childish & impractical. First of all I doubt you have the intestinal fortitude to follow through with the actions you claim you desire. So instead you'll hope to inspire others with an actual backbone to do what you would have done.
But your lack of courage aside, how exactly are you gonna crush people like me? How are you gonna place me up against a wall? Do you honestly think I'll just come along quietly because the arguments you use are so compelling? Think I'll submit myself to you & your mob for the good of the state?
See you seem to forget that while people on the left/socialist side of the political spectrum tend to dislike firearms & push for prohibitions on them, people such as myself & a good portion of right wingers as you'd classify them tend to support not only the possession of firearms but practice with them.
So in short if you or anyone else attempted to bust in my door or otherwise tried to place me up against a wall you'd discover a whole new connotation to the phrase "disproportionate force".
It always cracks me up when the side of the political spectrum that usually preaches the need for gun control turns around & starts calling for violent retaliation against those with dissimilar views. Perhaps that's why gun control is such a priority for leftist/socialists - it's so hard to impress your view on people by force when those people are better armed & more proficient with said arms than you are.
But please think about what you're saying. I know you're just talking shit & even if you had the means you'd lack the balls to follow through with it, but could you at least make your threats a bit more credible?
BTW, with all your comparisons of the right wingers to that much reviled national socialist party of late, did you ever recall that it was the Nazi's (& the communists)who disarmed people & executed them for their political views? In essence your comparison is lacking & you make that more obvious (in addition to showing your hypocrisy) by advocating the same methods the Nazi's (& communists) used to stiffle & crush dissent.
But should you ever feel the urge to start following through on your threats, feel free to make me the first one you attempt this on. I'm sure everything will get sorted out right then.
Posted by: Publicola at April 13, 2004 01:09 PM (Aao25)
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Annika, Glad to help and thanks for the mention on your blog.
Hugo, True, there is a lot of stupidity on both sides (especially with the heated 2000 election) but ask yourself something. Why is it that large protests are always from leftist groups and why do so many of them turn violent (anti-war protests, anti-globalization protests, etc.)? Do a little research and let me know how many "conservative" protests turn violent and compare the number to the leftist side. I'd bet anything the contrast is enormous.
Annika's argument happens to be one of the reasons I moved from left to right about eight years ago.
In fact, Annika, I think another good argument to make about the differences is the concept of trade-offs. Rather than go into it in detail, I'll just ask you if understand what I mean by this?
Posted by: Blake at April 13, 2004 01:26 PM (AKSiu)
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Publicola, Since McClelland linked to the SF "remember Falluja" demonstration, he probably suscribes advocating domestic acts of terrorism similar to one of the speakkkers:
"It's about time that we have an intifada in this country that change
fundamentally the political dynamics in here. And we know every-- They're gonna say some Palestinian being too radical -- well, you haven't seen radicalism yet!"
They aren't talking about targeting people who can defend themselves with guns. Some of these little bomb brats think taking out grandma and the kids would do just fine.
Posted by: d-rod at April 13, 2004 01:35 PM (CSRmO)
Posted by: annika! at April 13, 2004 03:37 PM (zAOEU)
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Well written Publicola! And should he manage to get past you, which I HIGHLY doubt, you will have a long list of people to help you out.
Posted by: budly at April 14, 2004 12:44 PM (6/1Z7)
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Don't mess with Publicola or his good friend Garand!
Posted by: annika! at April 14, 2004 02:45 PM (zAOEU)
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D-Rod, check the crime statistics for Oakland
Okay sweetie, I did my homework assignment, not by googling but by talking to "sources close to the Man". First, he asked me if I wanted the "political" answer - I responded that I'd rather just hear the truth... So in general according to him then, dividing crime stats into violent vs. non-violent (the definitions of which may be questionable), the former has gone down while non-violent (theft,etc.)has gone up. He also said that when looking at a map, there is an "extremely high" correlation between
where parolees are "located" and the areas where most crimes occur.
I doubt that is the official "political" position one might hear about in the news. Can I have a gold star now?
Posted by: d-rod at April 15, 2004 09:54 AM (CSRmO)
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Very intresting post. Amazing how liberal simpletons continually pine for differences and respect for "diversity" but get rather violent if (!)you DIAGREE with them on anything.
Posted by: Mark at April 16, 2004 05:26 PM (Vg0tt)
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Just wanted to point out that Leland Stanford also drove in the golden spike that was the final bit of the connection of the trans-continental railroad. Other than that, I pretty much agree with you. Nothing like a far left wing fascist that thinks that everyone that does not agree with them is evil. That's a pretty fascit concept to me.
Posted by: Ben Skott at June 10, 2004 11:25 AM (ogcAP)
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There are some nutcase left-wingers out there, but most of the anti-business people aren't left-wingers; they're anarchists. They get associated with the left because they have socialist economic leanings, but they are actually in favor of totalitarian governmental functions (though they really don't understand that.) Now they might be Leftists...But that is a different discussion entirely...
Posted by: flaime at June 10, 2004 03:18 PM (uKXhE)
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A correction to the above: They are self-described anarchists.
Posted by: flaime at June 11, 2004 12:37 PM (Bax1+)
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Where are all those assholes who, just a few months ago, were complaining that Halliburton was paying its employees too much for working in Iraq? Was
Thomas Hamill getting paid too much?
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So because of him the entire argument is invalidated. I think not.
Posted by: glenn at April 12, 2004 12:56 PM (1oqLe)
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Yes Glen, the argument is invalidated. In order to get civilian workers to risk their lives the pay must be increased. It's simple risk versus reward. One must only take a high school economics class to understand the concept.
Posted by: Jonathan at April 12, 2004 01:54 PM (+wzD6)
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Hey Jonathan you clown. It always cracks me up when someone brings up an opposing political viewpoint and out comes the "you're dumb" comments.
How about this? It would only take the common sense usually possesed by 8 year old schoolgirls to know not to question someone's intelligence just because they disagree with you.
Retard.
Posted by: glenn at April 13, 2004 07:35 AM (1oqLe)
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Glenn,
Please do a little reading before you perpetuate myths:
Halliburton made $46 million in operating profit on $1 billion in revenue from Iraq operations in 2003. That's a 5% gross margin.
Then when you add interest, taxes, depreciation and amortization net profit is a lot less, around a 1%-2% net margin.
Would the evil "profiteer" liberal Halliburton myth put up with an avalanche of BS from people like you and the NYT, etc. AND its employees being killed for a 1%-2% net profit margin?
Please shut the fuck up about Halliburton and move on the the liberal criticism du jour about Bush...you're about 8 weeks behind.
Posted by: Jason O. at April 13, 2004 01:12 PM (loMDg)
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Jason, I think you need to tell Annika to "shut the fuck up" considering that she was the one that posted this just yesterday.
Uh-uh-uh-duh!
What's that? Nothing to say? Annika brought up the discussion? I'm painted into a corner now so I better think of something witty to say?
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Sorry, i'm lost. i agree with what
he said, but i disagree with
him.
Posted by: annika at April 13, 2004 05:30 PM (zAOEU)
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A poor try to dodge the issue you brought up: You posted that the "argument" against Halliburton is not "invalidated" by Thomas Hamill.
The point (made by KBR's 2003 Iraq income statement) is there was never an "argument" to begin with: The Halliburton squealing is an appeal to the emotions of antiglobalization, anticorporation and anticapitalist liberals.
You want a real Iraq scandal? check out the UN oil-for-food billions being casually thrown around during the 90's...although I doubt you'll be interested in that because it involves sacred cows like Kofi Annan's son, France and other parties who were "profiteering" with Saddam to starve the Iraqi people.
Posted by: Jason O. at April 14, 2004 08:11 AM (loMDg)
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So I am a “retard” and a “clown” because Glenn claims I called him dumb because he has an opposing viewpoint? Interesting…
I was simply trying to explain basic economic principles.
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Pansies

i took this photograph last weekend outside the state capitol building. i thought it might be cool to Van Gogh-ize it with PhotoShop.
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Ms Annika - it looks like you may live in Austin? Pretty flowers on the rodside this time of year, especially with all the rain we've been getting lately.
Posted by: Madfish Willie at April 12, 2004 10:57 AM (hF7Sz)
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blue bonnets all over texas...
Posted by: Scof at April 12, 2004 11:20 AM (XCqS+)
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Whether it's Austin or Sacramento, I know it isn't Tallahassee. They dug up all the flowers before bleaching the building, and they haven't fully regrown. Apparently, they (whoever "they" are) cared more about harming plants than about people inhaling massive amounts of chlorine.
Pretty pictures, though.
Posted by: Dave J at April 12, 2004 11:31 AM (VThvo)
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Another Sporadic Huge Comment of the Week®
Hello, i hope y'all had a nice Easter/Passover holiday. This weekend i've been fighting two viruses. (Or is it viri?) The first is some kinda flu that i suspect i caught on the plane last weekend. It's weird. Usually i start with a sore throat and end with a cough. This time i started with a cough and now i have a sore throat. The second virus is a crappy toolbar spyware thingie that attached itself to my Internet Explorer like the monster in
Alien. i had to hack it up piece by piece to delete it. i'm still not sure if i got it all.
So that's my excuse for light blogging. But, i have selected a Huge Comment of the Week®, so i haven't been completely idle.
This week's H.C.O.T.W.® laureate is someone by the name of Anonymous, who commented on an old humorous bit i did way back on March 5, 2003, called Match The Idiotic Quote With The Idiotic Celebrity. i was pretty proud of that post, it being so clever and snarky. But this person Anonymous didn't seem too impressed by my humor.
so i bet all of the previous posters have never made mistakes before and find it easier to just put other people down because of their mistakes instead of look inside their own selves. im not saying that i like any of these 'stars' as role models, especially for little kids. i really dont think they are great role models at all for kids. but. as adults, i think its time we stop bashing things down and provoke change. its not productive to participate in giving these people money (however inadvertantly) by paying any attention whatsoever to them. to me, it seems as if all of you have bought into the whole cherade. i mean, britney, christina, allanis, paris, theyve all got you writing and making pages 'worthy' of stooping to their level and even discussing them. it just doesnt seem to make sense to me....... i dont mean to offend anyone here and id be more than happy to clear up my position on things, but im just amazed that this badmouthing can be any more valid than the whole entertainment crap. just dont pay attention if you dont like it. and if you really dont like it, do something about it.
i feel chided, i do. Still, i don't think i can stop making fun of people like Brittany, Kristina, Atlantis and Peris. i don't think i want to. It's too much fun. And if anyone doesn't like it, well, i refer them to
this recent post.
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I go out of town for a couple of days and all Hell breaks loose in Iraq. Is it a coincidence? Anyways, here are a few random thoughts about stuff.
After a brief look around the blahgospere, I find out that a couple of days ago Instarepugnant declared the Sadr uprising in Iraq aint no big thang. No, really, he did. I have no joke, snide remark or even amazed “huh” in response to this, since I simply couldn’t top what that dumbass said.
You know, I used to think that all Americans were arrogant, narcissistic pricks. Then a couple of years ago I got on the internet newsgroups and discovered that it was the Reich Whingers who were the arrogant, narcissistic pricks. After a year of arguing with these rubes over the Iraq war and subsequent occupation, I really began to despise you. Now, after spending the past half year roaming through the right whinge blahgosphere, I just wish you Reich Whingers could be exterminated like vermin. Fortunately, the valiant Iraqi insurgents will do just that.
Unlike Kos, I have no intention of retracting or clarifying that last statement, so any Reich Whingers who take offense and cry can bite my shiny metal ass. Or they can stand still while I take my oversized shoe and squash em like the filthy roaches they are. To sum up, you Reich Whingers are nothing more than vermin who need to be snuffed out of existence, I have no advertisers for you cunts to complain to about what IÂ’m saying and so you can go fuck yourselves.
Over the next few days, the Sadr City Insurgents will battle the George Bush Infidels in game sixty of a best of nine thousand series. This one promises to be another bloodbath. My money is on the Infidels to take this one, but in the long run I hope the Insurgents will prove to have the staying power necessary to take the series.
As I write this, I’m watching “The Daily Show”. Why does a funny guy like Jon Stewart only get a half hour when that Reich Whinge shill, Dennis Miller, gets a full hour? Damn that liberal media. Okay, I’ll be honest, Miller is funny too, but only in his delusional fascism
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What a pleasant intelligent comment there buddy - really on topic too. Anyway did you see janet on SNL this weekend doing Condi, annie? I thought kristina doing Samantha a little while back was hilarious too. Nice to see SNL getting back to being funny. Not quite as funny as the delusional morlock commenting above, but still pretty funny.
Posted by: d-rod at April 12, 2004 09:28 AM (CSRmO)
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i love it when idiots like that comment, D-Rod, don't you? They are so funny.
Posted by: annika! at April 12, 2004 10:03 AM (zAOEU)
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Obviously Robert McClelland wants to make Huge Comment of the Week...
Posted by: Susie at April 12, 2004 12:05 PM (sf0L+)
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Oh, wait--it's just a cut-and-paste of a post, or vice versa....
Posted by: Susie at April 12, 2004 12:09 PM (sf0L+)
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Sheesh! It took JadeGold a while to come up with a new personality, but he really outdid himself with this one! And he managed to avoid his trademark keywords -- just barely. He's melded "Repugs" and "Instacracker" into "Instarepugnant." Clever!
Posted by: Matt Rustler at April 12, 2004 08:43 PM (of2d1)
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Gotta be fair to Jade, blind vitriol isn't exactly his/her style, and Jade hasn't ever disclosed his/her blog in a comment. Also this guy's IP location is in New York not D.C.
Posted by: annika! at April 12, 2004 09:06 PM (9Llh6)
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Y'know it is really pathetic to see a troll so desperate for attention that he resorts to cutting and pasting posts from his own blog into the comments section of other people's blogs...
He is just stirring the pot, trying to raise a reaction. Asshat.
Posted by: Desert Cat at April 12, 2004 09:23 PM (c8BHE)
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Annie,
It's all just part of the identity change! ;-)
Posted by: Matt Rustler at April 12, 2004 10:21 PM (of2d1)
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WOW, I feel so chastized. Ole Robbie really shot us full of holes. Opps, not that he/she would ever resort to violence, that being the perogative of right wing nutjobs like ME! Annie, I have posted here once several months ago, come by to get an injection of reality from time to time. I just had to grenade this clown, it was to good a target. Keep spreading the good word. Later, Darlin'.
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Happy Easter Dumb-Ass Quiz
Which "happy bunny" am i?

Congratulations. You are the kiss my ass happy
bunny. You don't care about anyone or anything.
You must be so proud.
which happy bunny are you?
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HAPPY EASTER! just passing by and seeing how you been up to.. bee quite busy as i can tell... funny quiz! yeah!
Posted by: maizzy at April 10, 2004 12:40 AM (rifMD)
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I was trying to leave a comment to the post below but was getting weird script instead of a comment box. Oh well, all I was going to say is that Lee Ann has
the best cheese.
Posted by: Mr Mouse at April 11, 2004 02:07 PM (G5PGV)
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Hahaha....this one is great and cute'ish.
I am the you smell like butt bunny
Posted by: Joachim at April 12, 2004 09:34 AM (T/uAh)
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Welcome Joachim, i'm always happy to see a fellow Dane visiting my weblog!
Posted by: annika! at April 12, 2004 10:00 AM (zAOEU)
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Fellow Dane?
I didn't know!
Posted by: Joachim at April 13, 2004 12:46 PM (T/uAh)
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I can't believe I took this Bunny quiz.
Here's my results:
"you are the 'you're so dumb' happy bunny. you are brutal in your words and enjoy putting others down."
Well, if you check my blog (you do read it regularly, dont you?), I intentionally avoid putting anyone down. Even dumbass (oops) liberals!
Posted by: Mark at April 17, 2004 04:34 AM (7WTeb)
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lol! I got the same one!

The one that has the lip prints on the butt! haha! Happy Bunny is soooooo KooooooooooL!!! hehe! Toooooodles!!! Buh-Buh-Buh-Bye!
Posted by: Lizzie at May 24, 2004 04:37 PM (pWVyH)
Posted by: Concerned Person at February 14, 2005 09:53 AM (/YjzH)
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If it's Easter I think we should more be celebrating that Jesus Christ died on the cross for our sins so we could go to Heaven not Happy Bunny! He sacrificed himself with his perfect life for our sinful one and I think we should show him graditude and thanks. Also why do people swear just replace the word with anotherm it's not like you can't. Just a thought.
Posted by: Concerned Christian at February 14, 2005 09:56 AM (/YjzH)
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wowwy sooooooo kool im the kiss my ass bunny i care nothing aout anyone or anything
Posted by: shannon at April 15, 2005 10:00 AM (v6kgl)
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happy bunny rocks...to tell you the truth im all of the happy bunnies..no easter bunny but some HAPPY BUNNY happy bunny rox my sox!!! oh yah...U SUCK
Posted by: ash at April 15, 2005 03:00 PM (ywZa8)
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HEY IM KISS MY ASS HAPPY BUNNY
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omg!i hated it. IT SUCKED BIG TIME. take my advice and do something that dosenot SUCK BIG TIME.
Posted by: Melissa at June 26, 2005 08:09 PM (8z7bf)
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I hated it.YOU ARE A DUMBASS AND iI HATE YOU.YOU ARE MAKING ME SICK.
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Have you been reading LeeAnn, queen of the run-on sentence and a very funny writer? The blog's called
The Cheese Stands Alone and it's mu.nu, too.
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Good Friday
Today is Good Friday. There are some among my visitors who are religious, even religious intellectuals.
i found a dense article by Romanus Cessario, O.P., which reviews Gibson's
The Passion of the Christ in light of St. Thomas Aquinas'
Summa Theologica.
i must admit, i have not read Summa Theologica and i had difficulty following a lot of the discussion. However, there is a passage in the review that addresses one problem i had with The Passion, which i described in my own review when i wrote:
The scourging scene goes on for an unnecessarily long time. Historically, people died from scourging. It didnÂ’t take a lot of strokes to kill someone, and Jesus was whipped savagely in the movie. Though iÂ’m not an expert on this, i really do think any person would have died from that amount of flogging. There was so much blood on the floor after the scourging scene, it is impossible to believe that Jesus wouldn't have at least passed out, let alone believe that he could carry a heavy cross afterwards. We know that Jesus did not die until he was on the cross for three hours, so i think Gibson overdid the scourging scene.
Fr. Cessario's review addresses my problem thusly:
If one allows that the scenes of punishment exceed the modesty of the Scriptures themselves, or if we follow those who opine that after such beatings and harsh treatment, no man would be able to shoulder the cross or even walk, there is still the explanation that the artist chose this excess for a theological reason.
A long theological tradition supports this sort of iconographical modification: The Church asks us to ponder the price that the Savior of the world paid. Without this meditation, one cannot embrace the full dimensions of Catholic piety; instead, we would find ourselves moving rapidly toward those various forms of de-sacramentalized Christianity that focus exclusively on interior psychological states.
i think that's roughly what i meant when i said:
Thematically, itÂ’s clear Gibson wanted to shock the audience with the amount of torture in the scourging. His torture represents the sins of mankind. It looks horrible because Gibson wants to impress us with the magnitude of GodÂ’s gift to us. That was the director's choice. If Gibson had toned it down to a less shocking level, maybe we wouldnÂ’t get the message.
. . .
Nowadays, people seem to think that Jesus came simply to tell us to be nice to each other. ItÂ’s a pleasant message, and it fits into our overly secular world without ruffling too many feathers. But, itÂ’s not why Jesus came here. Remember, we didnÂ’t need Jesus to tell us to 'love our neighbor.' That commandment was already in Leviticus. But in our secular world, people have forgotten the real reason Jesus came to earth, which was to suffer, to die, and to rise again.
Fr. Cessario also points out that Gibson's intent was to show the divine aspect of Jesus, which previous directors chose to downplay in favor of His human aspect, perhaps because our secular world accepts His humanness more readily, and perhaps because it is impossible to represent divinity accurately on film.
Mel Gibson directs Jim Caviezel in a way that, in my view, approaches accomplishing the impossible. There are the Christs of Pasolini, of Zeffirelli, and of Rossellini, but the Christ of Gibson captures what these others were content to accomplish by representing a high expression of human values.
Although I am not an art critic, it seems to me that the very excesses, even the distortions, which some commentators have questioned, in fact aim to show us that this man is more than human. That we have to look elsewhere for the source of his human endurance.
i might disagree somewhat with the last sentence of that quote, because, as i said:
The whole point of JesusÂ’ torture and death was for Him to submit to it as a man. Using His power as God to withstand any torture would have been accepting the DevilÂ’s temptation.
But Fr. Cessario's article also got me thinking: maybe Jesus' endurance seemed impossible in the film because it was supposed to be the extreme limit of human endurance. Perhaps Gibson intended to show that Jesus, while rejecting the temptation to supernatural intervention available to Him, endured the limit of human suffering because He knew the purpose of His mission, where another might have succumbed out of weakness or incomplete knowledge. Just a thought.
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Nice entry, one of the ones i'll print out to contemplate in a more serious manner after work.
Posted by: Scof at April 09, 2004 11:35 AM (XCqS+)
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okay, almost done with my lunchtime lurking on your site...wanted to add this little gem I found:
http://www.brothersjudd.com/blog/archives/011944.html
"I remember being at a retreat once where the leader asked us to think of someone who represented Christ in our lives. When it came time to share our answers, one woman stood up and said, "I had to think hard about that one. I kept thinking, Who is it who told me the truth about myself so clearly that I wanted to kill him for it?"
Posted by: Scof at April 09, 2004 12:07 PM (XCqS+)
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Great link, great article, great thoughts, Annie -- I like your concluding words in particular.
Posted by: Hugo at April 09, 2004 02:21 PM (LNc8S)
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Excellent post Annika.
I do have one thought though. If Christ's only goal was to endure the pain and torture of the cross, God could have chosen any strong and virtuous man to do this task without sending his only Son. But Christ's mission was to carry the sins of the world, a task only the Son of God, or God himself, could handle. During his ministry, Jesus often performed miracles using his divinity, so I think to try and separate the man and the diety during the most important work in his life would be foolish. His mission was not for just an ordinary man, so why would the process of his death be?
I didn't count, but is did seem that there were a lot more stripes than "forty save one". But I think that Mr. Gibson did get his point across.
Posted by: javaslinger at April 09, 2004 11:07 PM (3rYmf)
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"Just a thought." And a good one at that.
I don't think perfect realism would have been as effective in conveying the message. It is about the eucharist--his shed blood and broken body. If there was a bit much of both, it only serves to emphasize the point.
Posted by: Desert Cat at April 10, 2004 07:06 PM (c8BHE)
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Annie,
I posted a reply
here.
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I do not agree with you about Gibson over doing the scourging, because in Isaiah 52:14 (KJV) As many were astonied at thee; his visage was so marred more than any man, and his form more than the sons of men. I believe that it was a lot worse than in The Passion. It says that the scourging cuts through the flesh than as it is repeated it goes through tissue and cuts the flesh like ribbons. I think Gibson did justice for us in not making it as bad as it really was, because for me, it was hard to watch as it was.
I do agree with you about the raven on the criminals cross and "Satan" in the movie. The Bible does not say anything about any of that.
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i'm not too crazy about gimmicky poems that look funky on the page. i guess it's the lingering effects of trying to decipher too much
e.e. cummings in school. But here's one i found via
Ivy is here, which i really like a lot.
Click here to read Sunday Morning from the blog Watermark.
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That link to ee cummings is the website for the school district i went to when i lived in arizona...
...but on to something that is actually interesting. I don't much go for those funky looking poems either. so if you bloggers would like to read a poem also called "Sunday Morning" then check out Wallace Stevens, the first 5 lines alone are worth it and quite pertinent to the going's on on this, Good Friday. He writes of "complacencies", etc being used "to dissipate the holy hush of ancient sacrifice."
http://eir.library.utoronto.ca/rpo/display/poem2017.html
...annika if you'd still like to read that criticism of Stevens I was writing it's almost done. I'm sure you are waiting with bated breath
Posted by: Scof at April 09, 2004 11:16 AM (XCqS+)
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i was wondering whether you ever finished that. : )
Posted by: annika at April 09, 2004 11:47 AM (zAOEU)
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...yeah i've got about 4 or 5 essays half finished lying around. i could use a live-in drill sergeant for a couple weeks...
another good good friday poem, found via NRO today:
The dripping blood our only drink,
The bloody flesh our only food:
In spite of which we like to think
That we are sound, substantial flesh and blood —
Again, in spite of that, we call this Friday good.
- T. S Eliot's "Four Quartets"
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Scof, i just read the NRO article from which you pulled that Eliot quote. The author, Thomas Hibbs, makes a grave error of interpretation regarding
The Passion. Did you notice it? Referring to the devil character played by Rosalinda Celentano, he said:
"This hooded, feminine-looking figure with a deep, sinister voice floats effortlessly among the Jewish crowd during the sentencing of Jesus, appears just behind the Roman guard overseeing the sadistic scourging of Christ, and then exults at evil's apparent victory at the moment of Christ's death."
How did he misinterpret that final scene at Jesus' death? That wasn't exultation, that was despair. i thought it was obvious, the devil was screaming in agony over its defeat at the moment of Christ's death. Only someone who does not understand the gospels could make such a mistake.
Posted by: annika at April 09, 2004 01:10 PM (zAOEU)
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You're right, he does miss that point. which is
the point really. a number of verses make that clear, i.e. john 12:31
I wonder why Hibbs thinks that the devil thought he was winning?
as far as that scene in the movie, I'll have to judge for myself this evening and get back to you. I haven't seen the movie yet but am going tonight to watch.
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April 08, 2004
Phone Call To My Brother
"Hi Mom, is Derrick there?"
"Hold on sweetie, i'll get him."
Long pause, then Mom came on the phone again.
"Annie."
"Yah?"
"Derrick said he's kinda busy right now. He's in the middle of something. He'll call you back later."
"What's he doing?"
"I think he said he was pulling his throttle body."
"Ooo-kay Mom . . . ," i giggled, "i guess he'll need some privacy then."
(Hey, what do i know about cars?)
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Uh, Annie, are you
sure that wasn't a euphemism? There are already
so many of them but, at the same time, there's always room for one more! (Euphemisms, that is, not . . . chickens . . . or clowns . . . or torpedos . . . or one-eyed bishops . . . etc.)
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That's funny, but i don't think he'd tell my Mom that! Anyways, he's always working on his car. So this was an opportunity for me to learn a little about fuel injection.
Posted by: annika! at April 09, 2004 09:01 AM (zAOEU)
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Fuel injection...an engineering (efficiency) improvement but an aesthetic tragedy...stepping on a carbureated v-8 and the sound and feeling of the immediate power surge...goose bump festival. See the first 15 minutes of "Mad Max" for the sound, anyway.
Posted by: Jason O. at April 09, 2004 09:46 AM (QyDeG)
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If my mother had known I was pulling my throttle body, there'd be a major stall....
Posted by: Norman at April 09, 2004 04:09 PM (sANa9)
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Funny site, Matt. my favorite euphemisms are
Hitchhike under the big top
Launching the hand shuttle
Making the bald guy puke
Menage a moi
Pat the Robertson
Rolling the fleshy blunt
Shaking hands with the governor
Wrist aerobics
Yank my doodle dandy
i submitted pulling the throttle body, maybe i can be credited with inventing it.
Posted by: annika at April 10, 2004 05:36 PM (82/+B)
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But what about "Dating Miss Michigan?" That is almost something that could be said IN PUBLIC with a straight face.
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If There Is Such A Thing As Reincarnation, Please Let Her Be Exempt!
i just can't stop updating you on Brittany's antics. She's such an easy target, and there's no shortage of material out there, since her every waking moment is chronicled for all to see. (That is, assuming the level of brainwave activity inside her head ever qualifies as a "waking moment.")
Here's a picture i found, showing what the American Skankwoman likes to read while she's laying out by the pool and sucking down Marlboro Lights.
It's a book called Wheels of a Soul: Reincarnation - Your Life Today and Tomorrow, by Kabbalist Rabbi Philip Berg. It was no doubt recommended by her personal Kabbalah tutor, that very classy Madona lady.
i guess Brittany's born again experience didn't take. Between smooches, Madona probably informed her that Christianity wasn't cool these days.
Fictional dialogue goes as follows:
"Baby, you gotta dump that whole Mel Gibson shit if you wanna be like me. Don't you want to be like me?"
"Of course I do. You know I do. Please help me be more like you."
"Alrighty then. But first let's see if we can't make you a little more like Janet."
Whispering and giggling ensues. Justin's name is mentioned. Some more whispering and giggling.
"Okay Madona, I'll do it! You're so smart."
Then we have this story.
P.S. By the way, it's just my opinion, but i think reincarnation is complete bullshit.
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Wonder if she'll get past those first 10 pages...
[It's "Britney," though, I have to say before it drives me crazy.]
Posted by: candace at April 08, 2004 04:33 PM (v+gqT)
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Over exposed (literally and figuratively)
Minimally talented.
Desperately trying to cling to the last vestiges of their fading fame.
They're all the same to me
Posted by: Stephen Macklin at April 08, 2004 07:15 PM (4819r)
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Another born again Christian huh? I'm sure honest Christians around the world appreciate having another hypocrite sully their name.
Posted by: glenn at April 09, 2004 08:39 AM (1oqLe)
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To Candace,
Annika deliberately misspells the names of those she doesn't like.
Kevin
Posted by: Kevin Kim at April 09, 2004 08:59 AM (w2ALR)
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Annika,
I'll bet you didn't believe in reincarnation in your last life either.
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There's That Mysterious Zipper Pull Again!
What the heck does it mean?
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I'm pretty sure that squirts crude oil at ya.
Posted by: Anna at April 08, 2004 12:38 AM (ToVhR)
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Maybe it's some kind of cult, and the flower is their secret way of identifying each other.
Posted by: ginger at April 08, 2004 05:41 AM (eYQ9U)
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He could tell you, but then he'd have to kill you.
Posted by: Dave J at April 08, 2004 07:57 AM (VThvo)
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that kid looks absolutely THRILLED to be there, doesn't he?
Posted by: Lorie at April 08, 2004 08:24 AM (PPPwU)
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Hmmm. Flowers everywhere I look...
Posted by: zombyboy at April 08, 2004 03:19 PM (If4Lh)
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Yeah, the flower child probably only attended because he heard they were giving away free food. He probably missed the part about having to listen to a speech before the chow was served.
Posted by: notGeorge at April 08, 2004 04:54 PM (G5PGV)
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I think this is photoshopped. I've seen pics of the kid sans zipper.
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Happy Birthday William Wordsworth
William Wordsworth was born on this day in 1770. In honor of his birthday, here's one of my favorites:
Daffodils
I wander'd lonely as a cloud
That floats on high o'er vales and hills,
When all at once I saw a crowd,
A host, of golden daffodils;
Beside the lake, beneath the trees,
Fluttering and dancing in the breeze.
Continuous as the stars that shine
And twinkle on the Milky Way,
They stretch'd in never-ending line
Along the margin of a bay:
Ten thousand saw I at a glance,
Tossing their heads in sprightly dance.
The waves beside them danced; but they
Out-did the sparkling waves in glee:
A poet could not but be gay,
In such a jocund company:
I gazed—and gazed—but little thought
What wealth the show to me had brought:
For oft, when on my couch I lie
In vacant or in pensive mood,
They flash upon that inward eye
Which is the bliss of solitude;
And then my heart with pleasure fills,
And dances with the daffodils.
Pretty, isn't it?
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Thanks, Annika, I really need that today.
Posted by: shelly s. at April 07, 2004 10:38 AM (AaBEz)
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Aries people just have a way with words.
Posted by: d-rod at April 07, 2004 12:07 PM (CSRmO)
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There is a daffodil named after General Patton.
Posted by: Fred Boness at April 07, 2004 07:03 PM (r9vS9)
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That's one of my favorites! Thanks, I had forgotten about it.
Posted by: ginger at April 08, 2004 05:42 AM (eYQ9U)
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mmm, poem. you should check out the latest new criterion if you have a few hours, they've got a survey of the state of poetry in america, good stuff...i've got the pdf file of it!
Posted by: Scof at April 08, 2004 11:40 AM (XCqS+)
Posted by: Sissy Willis at April 08, 2004 06:58 PM (3yHhC)
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Egad...Wordsworth, I mean...Gotta remember to proofread next time...
Posted by: Sissy Willis at April 08, 2004 07:00 PM (3yHhC)
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..what about:
"books 'tis a dull and endless strife."
Posted by: jim at April 11, 2004 04:43 PM (lN8eP)
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April 06, 2004
Advice For President Bush With References To George S. Patton And The Prince
i'm upset about the recent escalation of casualties and violence in Iraq. You know i supported the war and i still do. But we must win. i'm not ready to jump ship and start agreeing with Teddy Kennedy, but i'm starting to worry.
Kennedy compared Iraq to Vietnam. It was a foolish statement, and i hope to never see the day when Kennedy could be described as prescient. But i know all too well that we lost Vietnam because our politicians tried to fight a limited war against an enemy that used our reticence against us.
To me, there is one commandment of warfare and it is this: Thou must kick ass all the time. Americans like me do not want to see our side get hit like they did today. We're willing to go along with this war, but we don't want our best men losing any fights.
Patton said:
Americans love a winner. Americans will not tolerate a loser. Americans despise cowards. Americans play to win all of the time. I wouldn't give a hoot in hell for a man who lost and laughed. That's why Americans have never lost nor will ever lose a war; for the very idea of losing is hateful to an American.
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is hateful. No, we don't like to lose. Vietnam affected our national psyche for decades. That's why Mogadishu, even though we killed a ton of bad guys, sticks in our collective craw. And so will Fallujah, if we don't get some serious payback.
Patton again:
We'll win this war, but we'll win it only by fighting and by showing the [enemy] that we've got more guts than they have; or ever will have. We're not going to just shoot the sons-of-bitches, we're going to rip out their living Goddamned guts and use them to grease the treads of our tanks. We're going to murder those lousy . . . cocksuckers by the bushel-fucking-basket. War is a bloody, killing business. You've got to spill their blood, or they will spill yours. Rip them up the belly. Shoot them in the guts. . . .
. . . [W]e are not interested in holding onto anything, except the enemy's balls. We are going to twist his balls and kick the living shit out of him all of the time. . . . We are going to go through him like crap through a goose; like shit through a tin horn!
This is my point: we can pussyfoot around some more, trying to get these assholes in the Sunni Triangle to
like us, or we can start killing them. Yes, i said fucking
kill them. Now lest you think i've gone off my rocker, here's
what Niccolo Machiavelli had to say on the subject back in the sixteenth century:
When a newly acquired State has been accustomed . . . to live under its own laws and in freedom, there are three methods whereby it may be held. The first is to destroy it; the second, to go and reside there in person; the third, to suffer it to live on under its own laws, subjecting it to a tribute, and entrusting its government to a few of the inhabitants who will keep the rest your friends. . . .
We have examples of all these methods in the histories of the Spartans and the Romans. The Spartans held Athens and Thebes by creating oligarchies in these cities, yet lost them in the end. The Romans, to retain Capua, Carthage, and Numantia, destroyed them and never lost them. On the other hand, when they thought to hold Greece as the Spartans had held it, leaving it its freedom and allowing it to be governed by its own laws, they failed, and had to destroy many cities of that Province before they could secure it. For, in truth, there is no sure way of holding other than by destroying, and whoever becomes master of a City accustomed to live in freedom and does not destroy it, may reckon on being destroyed by it.
i'm not advocating the flattening of Fallujah (although if that were to happen, i'd not lose a wink of sleep over it), or bombing it back into the stone age, as some would say. i simply think we need to be a lot more heavy handed than we have been. In those areas where the yokels are jumping around in the street and taking potshots at our guys, it seems obvious that they haven't developed a healthy fear of the United States.
Machiavelli would have advised against trying to make those scumbags our friends.
And here comes in the question whether it is better to be loved rather than feared, or feared rather than loved. It might perhaps be answered that we should wish to be both; but since love and fear can hardly exist together, if we must choose between them, it is far safer to be feared than loved. For of men it may generally be affirmed, that they are thankless, fickle, false studious to avoid danger, greedy of gain, devoted to you while you are able to confer benefits upon them, and ready, as I said before, while danger is distant, to shed their blood, and sacrifice their property, their lives, and their children for you; but in the hour of need they turn against you. . . .
Moreover, men are less careful how they offend him who makes himself loved than him who makes himself feared. For love is held by the tie of obligation, which, because men are a sorry breed, is broken on every whisper of private interest; but fear is bound by the apprehension of punishment which never relaxes its grasp.
We will never win the love of the people who hate us by anything we do. Nor will we win the support of the pansies in Europe by being gentle with our enemies. We need to instill fear into them, by killing them. And, in my opinion, we need more troops over there until the crazies in the Triangle understand the score. This Rumsfeld idea of doing things on the cheap is not looking too good right about now.
Machiavelli cautioned that fear should be distinct from hate. i don't know what he'd say about a people who already hate the new prince, but haven't learned to fear him yet. But Machiavelli's formula for instilling fear while staying clear of hatred is a do-able one, in Iraq.
[A] Prince should inspire fear in such a fashion that if he do not win love he may escape hate. For a man may very well be feared and yet not hated, and this will be the case so long as he does not meddle with the property or with the women of his citizens and subjects. And if constrained to put any to death, he should do so only when there is manifest cause or reasonable justification. But, above all, he must abstain from the property of others. For men will sooner forget the death of their father than the loss of their patrimony. Moreover, pretexts for confiscation are never to seek, and he who has once begun to live by rapine always finds reasons for taking what is not his; whereas reasons for shedding blood are fewer, and sooner exhausted.
Don't mess with their property, don't mess with their women. We're not doing either of those things. So far so good. In fact we're fixing their property and soon they should be on their way to creating more of their own property and wealth, thanks to us.
But the final step of my Machiavellian advice to Bush is one that i'm worried about. Bush has shown an incredible amount of strength and leadership getting us this far, and changing the Middle East in such a fundamental way. i hope he's got the guts to start really kicking ass now, when it's necessary. Because unless the regime holdouts and terrorist assholes start fearing massive retaliation, i'm afraid they're not going to stop killing our guys. And if we don't stop them, they win.
Update: Guess i spoke too soon about messing with their property. Oops! LMAO.
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I suspect that comments may be few and far between for this particular post. So, lemme just say: great work Anni!!
Posted by: Tuning Spork at April 06, 2004 08:21 PM (H7OBy)
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Annie,
First of all the last thing Bush or any other damn Pres of this country needs to be thinking is, "What would Machiavelli do?"
There is a difference between being an occupying force & a liberating one. The goals of each are different as are the methods ideal for the achievement of those goals. The first step is to decide which one we are * then move accordingly.
Now for all practical purposes we seem to be in the occupying force role. This is akward 'cause we started out as a liberating force but that's another subject. So as an occupying force that is under increasing attack from the locals we can do a few things. The most pressing is to increase the size of our patrols over there. It won't stop the attacks but it'll give us a better chance of taking as many losses & an even better chance of capturing or killing the attackers. The next thing we need to do is start weening the locals on doing whatever it is we're doing there. Increase the numbers of Iraqi's involved in the patrols. Hell I'd be all for setting up a militia system over there if it wouldn't freak "no guns for the people" Bremer out. If you make the people understand they're being attacked as well as the occupying force then you stand a chance of cutting popular support for the attackers.
But as it relates to Iraq specifically we need to speed up the process we're supposed to be working on, which is handing things back to the locals. Now personally I think it's a bad idea to liberate people who won't liberate themselves (yes, I know Hussein had opposition in some regions, but not much to speak of) which is why I've always been opposed to invading California or Chicago or NYC or Boulder. But the fact is we're there & there will be some people who are violently opposed to it. What we should do is leave the Iraqi's to handle their own business. Get Bremer & the Corps & the Army & all other troops out of the country the second we can. Now yes we should hang around until the Iraqi's are able to handle things themselves, but if we use attacks by people & groups opposed to Hussein's downfall as a justification we'll be there for the next 50 years. & the longer we do stay the more we look like an occupying force than a liberating force to many people.
If the Iraqi's want freedom then they can have it. If they want another Hussein they can have that too. Yes, the latter would suck for them but freedom includes making bad choices as well as good.
Oh & about Viet-nam... it wasn't just that we didn't give the troops over there enough support or a clear direction (althought those were big problems) it was that the politics at home affected the way the troops acted abroad. Little thought was given to the way to achieve the objectives in the beginning. It was just assumed that Americans will kick their asses & that'll strike fear in commie hearts worldwide. Hey - looked good on paper at the time, so why not? & you have to remember these were the people who thought giving front line troops a mickey mouse looking piece of shit that won't humanely kill deer was a good idea.
Now we could have won the war itself eventually but again I question the wisdom of getting involved in other people's affairs. That aside we lost Vietnam because domestic political conerns outweighed the foreign political concerns we were supposed to be fighting for. If they understood what was going on in Viet-Nam they didn't care.
which lead to the reasons you state. You weren't wrong by any means, it's just I'd much rather examine the cause instead of merely changing the effect.
But please - no more Machiavelli for Bush. From where I sit he's had too much Machiavellian advice already. Tell him about Chief Joseph or Jefferson or any one of the Adams boys. Tell him about George Mason or Locke or Cesare Beccaria. Tell him about Tacitus or Mencken. Tell him about Paine & Andrew Fletcher. You know, people he could & should learn from.
& just for me, tell him what Patton would think of the M16/M4.
Posted by: Publicola at April 06, 2004 09:23 PM (Aao25)
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The Roman Army would have killed all the malesand sold the women and children into salvery. Maybe they had a good point.
Posted by: Chuck at April 06, 2004 10:07 PM (s6c4t)
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Like so much else you write, Annika, I nearly swoon.
As for liberating and occupying. Look, we were stupid for making such an emphasis on liberation. Moreover we were there not to liberate Saddam's Sunni cronies, but everyone else. The "hearts and minds" campaingn must be aimed at the undecided, who are now few, not our arch-enemies.
Posted by: roach at April 06, 2004 10:21 PM (DHoAQ)
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As always, Annika dear, I disagree but am impressed -- best thing since your Pepys evening a while back! Here is the ONE thing that had me saying "amen":
This Rumsfeld idea of doing things on the cheap is not looking too good right about now.
Posted by: Hugo at April 07, 2004 09:02 AM (LNc8S)
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Fallujah Delenda Est
http://www.newsmax.com/cgi-bin/printer_friendly.pl?page=http://www.newsmax.com/archives/articles/2004/4/2/100042.shtml
The above is a wonderful reference to Cato's problem with the Cathaginians, and his solution.
Each day of this uprising leads me to believe that the author, Jack Wheeler (and Cato) were right on the money.
Posted by: Shelly S. at April 07, 2004 10:49 AM (AaBEz)
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Is it just me, or is it suddenly getting hot in here???
Excellent job - it's good to remember we are discussing the military, not a police force.
Beauty and Brains - maybe that cloning stuff isn't such a bad idea after all...
Posted by: John at April 07, 2004 02:32 PM (7UPKM)
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George Mason and Co. were either Christians, which Islamists are NOT, or Greeks, which got swallowed up by Islamists when the Byzantine Empire died. The religion of Islam is convert or die.
Well, then, we show them we understand the message. LOUD AND CLEAR.
Posted by: Cricket at April 07, 2004 03:31 PM (Ie8+U)
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Prescient? Sent me to the dictionary couldnÂ’t find it. Anyway, Ted Kennedy is wrong to call this war a Vietnam. You should never give suicidal enemies a reason to kill our soldiers in the hopes that we will retreat. Ted Kennedy just prolonged the war and increased the body count on both sides
Posted by: steve at April 07, 2004 04:02 PM (ifByZ)
Posted by: annika! at April 07, 2004 05:03 PM (zAOEU)
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And wasn't it Harry S. Truman who said "Drop that damn A bomb on 'em, and if them Japs don't surrender, keep droppin' one on 'em every day or so until they
do surrender, dammit!"?

Oops, I think that one might not have made the papers, yet. I guess I just blew my
Top Secret Clearance all to Hell, huh? Sorry Condoleezza*, but he
was a Democrat afterall.
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Don't ya really hate it when ya have to look up a news story just to find the correct spellin' of a name of someone?
Posted by: notGeorge at April 08, 2004 05:03 PM (G5PGV)
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The Dumbest Of All Dumb-Ass Quizzes

The Completely Pointless Personality Quiz
Thanks, Lemur Girl!
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I scored 57%...I am an EXERCISE WHEEL. Should I be afraid?
spark21
Posted by: spark21 at April 07, 2004 08:47 PM (iI//A)
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A "Bucket of Chicken"....I am really not sure HOW to take that.....
Posted by: Courtney at April 08, 2004 08:28 AM (tyQ8y)
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No worries

though i still don't understand how i get to be three people at once!
AxXx
Posted by: Lemurgirl at April 08, 2004 08:49 AM (DS0qC)
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Wooohooo, I am a cinnamon roll -- 36%, which is much higher than I scored on my first Calculus examine in college* ... I knew someone had to be impressed with at least one of my buns.
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Whis is the reason why I ended up being an attorney instead of a rocket scientist, I suppose.**
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I am still of the opinion that I would have done much better at Calculus if the college had not been outsourcing the teaching positions to very poor English speaking people from India and China.
Posted by: notGeorge at April 08, 2004 05:16 PM (G5PGV)
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OFFICIAL 2004 REPUBLICAN NATION CONVENTION PROGRAM
6:00 pm Opening Cross Burning Ceremony (Hoods optional).
6:30 pm Prayer by the flag pole.
6:40 pm N.R.A. pigeon shoot.
7:00 pm Prayer led by Charlton Heston
7:10 pm W.M.D. scavenger hunt.
7:20 pm Prayer led by Pat Robertson. 700 club donation drive.
7:25 pm (Men only) Army of God rally. (Women only) Dishwasher Demo.
7:45 pm Prayer led by Jerry Falwell and Tinky-Winky burning.
8:00 pm Fred Phelps Gay bashing rally by the barbed wire fence.
8:25 pm Prayer led by Fred Phelps
8:30 pm Workshops: (Men only) “WHITE POWER“ (Women only)“Home schooling your Children”
9:00 pm NRAÂ’s history of the KKK led by Trent Lott in memory of Strohm Thurman
9:30 pm Intermission
10:00 pm Cross burning ceremony no. 2 (Hoods a Must!)
10:15 pm George Bush lands in a fighter jet. (only men under 5’5” on flight deck please).
10:30 pm George Bush speech “dow der der helldo my people, yeah well, I can hear ya’ll”!!!!!!!
10:40 pm Prayer led by Dick
10:50 pm Pledge of allegiance to Saudi Arabia led by Halliburton
11:00 pm Collect offerings for future attacks on abortion clinics
11:20 pm George Bush presents W.M.D. in France (Backup: France is better off without Chirac)
11:30 pm Enron rally led by Halliburton
11:45 pm Workshop: “Maximizing a Police State” led By John Ashcroft
11:59 pm Prayer led by Bush
12:00 am Nomination of the Republican candidate
Posted by: kg at April 27, 2004 06:49 AM (YwYPN)
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Hello......................Good-Bye.................!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: UR MOM at April 30, 2004 11:04 AM (tU5Mu)
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wow stupid quiz!!!!! im a toilet then i took it again and now im rubber dog poo?? but i answered the same questions?!?!!
Posted by: dazed and confused at December 19, 2004 01:35 PM (ywZa8)
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This Is Funny
Look at this, it's funny.
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Posted by: candace at April 06, 2004 02:18 PM (v+gqT)
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Funny indeed -- except as much as I still love Joe Montana, I don't want him to be president... give me a good marathoner any day; they have what it takes to lead.
Posted by: Hugo at April 06, 2004 03:06 PM (LNc8S)
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Kerry looks like an ex-lineman:
No hands.
Actually, I doubt Kerry ever played football, I mean real football where you have to stick your face in someone's chest, not the Kennedy-flag-football-for-Pierre-Salinger's-camera version.
Posted by: Jason O. at April 07, 2004 10:45 AM (QyDeG)
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April 01, 2004
Today's Bleat
i usually don't link to Lileks, because i assume everybody is reading him anyway. However . . . Today's Bleat is in the top ten percent of the most brilliant things Lileks has ever written, IMHO. Let me add my voice to the multitude of bloggers out there who are saying: "
read it."
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There is a problem is on Lilek's site. The permalink for April 1 takes you to an old column on "The Passion." Might be some kind of April Fools' joke.
Here is the generic link to Lilek's bleat. It is currently the only way to get to the article on John Kerry- http://www.lileks.com/bleats/
I highly recommend the article. Lileks takes John Kerry apart.
Posted by: gcotharn in Texas at April 01, 2004 03:56 PM (0GNJF)
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Oh, and HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANNIKA!!!!!!!
Posted by: gcotharn in Texas at April 01, 2004 03:59 PM (0GNJF)
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happy belated birthday annika.... i hope you had a good one... just a tid... my godchild's mom's b-day is the 1st too.... on Arpil fool's day... yeah... on top you are an ARIES!!! good for you... take care... ^_^
Posted by: maizzy at April 05, 2004 11:21 AM (LOkWF)
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