April 08, 2004
Here's a picture i found, showing what the American Skankwoman likes to read while she's laying out by the pool and sucking down Marlboro Lights.
It's a book called Wheels of a Soul: Reincarnation - Your Life Today and Tomorrow, by Kabbalist Rabbi Philip Berg. It was no doubt recommended by her personal Kabbalah tutor, that very classy Madona lady.
i guess Brittany's born again experience didn't take. Between smooches, Madona probably informed her that Christianity wasn't cool these days.
Fictional dialogue goes as follows:
"Baby, you gotta dump that whole Mel Gibson shit if you wanna be like me. Don't you want to be like me?"
"Of course I do. You know I do. Please help me be more like you."
"Alrighty then. But first let's see if we can't make you a little more like Janet."
Whispering and giggling ensues. Justin's name is mentioned. Some more whispering and giggling.
"Okay Madona, I'll do it! You're so smart."
P.S. By the way, it's just my opinion, but i think reincarnation is complete bullshit.
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