October 20, 2005

If Dogs Wrote Haiku


woof woof woof woof woof
woof woof woof woof woof woof woof
woof woof woof woof woof

Think about it.

Posted by: annika at 06:40 PM | Comments (13) | Add Comment
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1 Pretty randy. I like the way the action just takes off in the second line.

Posted by: gcotharn at October 20, 2005 07:43 PM (z1J0S)

2 If a chihuahua wrote Haiku Yip Yip Yip Yip Yip Yip Yip Yip Yip Yip Yip

Posted by: Jake at October 20, 2005 08:06 PM (r/5D/)

3 mrow miau me wow miau? FFT! Rrow sss yowl mrow-wow yow! Prrrm mrowm miau mau mi?

Posted by: Desert Cat at October 20, 2005 08:35 PM (xdX36)

4 I'm still laughing, "think about it" hooked me. I'll be giggling all day over that one.

Posted by: Casca at October 21, 2005 06:19 AM (qBTBH)

5 HAHAHAHHAHAH...me too! And I have a big meeting today, I just know woof woof woof will flash across my mind at some point and then I'll be laughing out loud for reasons no one else will know.

Posted by: dawn summers at October 21, 2005 07:34 AM (SOf9N)

6 many disturbing dog Haiku dreams last night thanks alot a's j.

Posted by: d-rod at October 21, 2005 09:46 AM (ci7UZ)

7 At least they're not writing limericks...

Posted by: BobG at October 21, 2005 03:15 PM (/UKvh)

8 If you'd bought my book, you'd have seen I did the chicken haiku back in 2001. Ah, sadness. How to market... how to market... Kevin

Posted by: Kevin Kim at October 21, 2005 08:36 PM (1PcL3)

9 Forgot to mention-- in Korea, the dog's bark is either "mung-mung!" or "wah-wah!" mung mung mung mung mung! wa wa wa wa wa wa wa! mung mung wa wa mung! Kevin

Posted by: Kevin Kim at October 22, 2005 02:45 AM (TDwc6)

10 Nuts-- that last line should be changed. The real poem is: mung mung mung mung mung! wa wa wa wa wa wa wa! mung mung wa wa ... ...stew Now it's Korean. Kevin (yes, I've eaten boshin-t'ang, and I have no regrets... mm, good doggie)

Posted by: Kevin Kim at October 22, 2005 02:51 AM (TDwc6)

11 Kevin: You are a sick person. Take your meds and call the doc for a checkup. How many copies did you sell of that masterpiece?

Posted by: shelly at October 25, 2005 01:37 AM (6mUkl)

12 i once ordered a dish at a Korean resaurant that listed one of its ingredients as "meat." Then someone at the table warned me that it might not be a good idea to order something called "meat" on the menu, if it didn't say what kind of meat. By then i didn't have the guts to change my order, so i ate it. It tasted like chicken, btw.

Posted by: annika at October 25, 2005 11:31 AM (zAOEU)

13 Shelly, How many copies? Not as many as Stephen King. Sickness, by the way, is only in the mind. Annika, All hail Mystery Meat! If it tasted like chicken, it certainly wasn't dog. Dog meat is stringy, not very good-looking, and tastes nothing like chicken. It does, however, have its own yummy charm, though I didn't like the stew's broth very much. Next time I order dog, I'm getting the barbecued version. Kevin

Posted by: Kevin Kim at October 27, 2005 05:51 AM (1PcL3)

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