November 29, 2005

If i Had A Blog

by annika b.

If i had a blog i would write about only shiny things
like my hair, or your nose

If i had a blog i would post naked pictures all the time
but of you

i would also post drink recipes,
and then drink them while blogging

If you had a blog you would name it after my cat, if i had a cat

If i had a blog i would write stupid free verse while listening
to my professor, and the boy with slightly wavy hair
who only raises his hand when he has something funny to say

Having a blog would be like being a superhero
but without the costume or the cool powers
i would wear boots and my underwear would be on the outside.

Posted by: annika at 10:20 AM | Comments (11) | Add Comment
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1 Nice. Because you have a blog and you are wimsical I assume your poem is autobiographical.

Posted by: Jake at November 29, 2005 12:03 PM (r/5D/)

2 Does this chick post anything that matters?

Posted by: Orion Testaclese at November 29, 2005 02:14 PM (ydXf+)

3 Law School has finally gotten to you. Take your meds. Take a break and do something that resembles exercise. Stay away from the computer.

Posted by: shelly at November 29, 2005 02:18 PM (6mUkl)

4 Oh man. Now I wish I had a blog! I would compose posts consisting of a single letter, repeated over and over again. And people would marvel at my neurotic genius.

Posted by: The Law Fairy at November 29, 2005 02:33 PM (XUsiG)

5 Tee Hee Hee! you are so silly! But I like it.

Posted by: Kyle N at November 29, 2005 02:42 PM (Pkt/I)

6 You doo have a blog Law Fairy, so let's get them nekid pictures up there. I wanna see some tits.

Posted by: Casca at November 29, 2005 03:16 PM (qBTBH)

7 The shouts from the floor are "Take down his words; retract the award." That is what football frustration will do to a grown man.

Posted by: shelly at November 29, 2005 04:29 PM (6mUkl)

8 I am glad, at least, that you listen to your professor!

Posted by: Hugo at November 29, 2005 06:05 PM (Yu24L)

9 Doesn't Madonna already have the underwear on the outside bit covered?

Posted by: MarkD at November 30, 2005 04:18 AM (oQofX)

10 Drinking while blogging? Are you blogging when reading or writing? I don't spel very good if writting while drinkking.

Posted by: Eddythedancingbear at November 30, 2005 05:32 AM (LR0Ls)

11 Why did I come here? I should have heeded their warns.......my friends warned me I would catch the dreaded Asian Blog Flu.....now my body is covered with blogspots. Great just great!

Posted by: Wm H at December 11, 2005 05:59 PM (c59X1)

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