September 29, 2006

Kooky Firecrotch Fan Mail Of The Week

Yes, people keep sending them to me. Usually people ask me for her e-mail and normally I send back a curt response. But this one was unusual because somehow the dude thinks I'm her. How insulting is that?

Here it is, verbatim:

hi lindsay lohan

i'am your biggest fan and because i love all your movies you stared in and one more i want you to go out with me sometime if you want to and please write back biggest sweetheart

I should write him back:
dear freako,

you are a sick stalker, and probably very dangerous and meen. do not come near my house.

instead, i'll mete you behind Jerry's Deli 2nite at midnite. Bring some rubers and weed

luv, Lindsay Logan

that is 2 funny.

Posted by: annika at 03:04 PM | Comments (4) | Add Comment
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1 Wait, is it a kooky email re: Firecrotch, or have you nicknamed Lohan "Kooky Firecrotch"? I'm pretty sure I prefer the latter.

Posted by: Leif at September 29, 2006 03:41 PM (6zLvE)

2 LMFAO, "rubers and weed"!

Posted by: Casca at September 29, 2006 09:05 PM (2gORp)

3 Could be worse. They could think that you're K-Fed. At least Lohan has talent.

Posted by: Ontario Emperor at September 29, 2006 11:17 PM (c9o5+)

4 She does? What's her talent? Does it involve a golf ball and a garden hose?

Posted by: Matt at October 02, 2006 10:31 AM (10G2T)

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