January 26, 2007

Old Celebrities

What the stars will look like when they get old.

Especially check out Tom Cruise, George Clooney and Angelina. David Schwimmer is hilariously grotesque.

And I think somebody mistakenly included a picture of Nick Cage as he looks today.

Posted by: annika at 06:27 PM | Comments (8) | Add Comment
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1 Annie: Yo can file this one under the category of "Who gives a rat's ass?".

Posted by: shelly at January 27, 2007 09:18 AM (SLFj+)

2 Annika... For the record, I give a rat's ass. Especially that one over there by my garbage cans. Where would you like me to send it?

Posted by: Billy at January 27, 2007 10:11 AM (SLFj+)

3 on the other hand, some people do not ever look bad, no matter how old they get. Loyd Bridges just looked like a grayer version of himself up until he died. Sam Neil looks more handsome and distinguished as he ages, phukin bastard.

Posted by: kyle8 at January 27, 2007 03:18 PM (TXleH)

4 This made me laugh. I like to believe that I don't care about celebrities and their tons o'money and looks but I guess today proves to me that I care a little because it was so much fun to see them looking not so good.

Posted by: Joules at January 27, 2007 04:58 PM (u4CYb)

5 The real question is... who can still get a stiffy?

Posted by: Casca at January 27, 2007 08:02 PM (2gORp)

6 Casca, thanks to medical science, they all can, and thanks to money, they all can have beautiful young women. phukin bastards.

Posted by: kyle8 at January 28, 2007 06:08 AM (RMXSn)

7 I doubt that it's the same thing. Who wants to go out like Nelson Rockefeller? Well, probably all of us. Doris Kearns Goodwin loved to tell the story of him dying with his young whorelet Flagrante delicto, inflated pneumatic dick and all. I've always thought of her plageristic fall as God's humor, hoisted on her own petard. I want to go out with a bottle of single malt in one hand, and my Colt 45 Model 1911 in the other, having just offed a member of the US Senate from California.

Posted by: Casca at January 28, 2007 10:48 AM (2gORp)

8 Pete Wilson? My employer's firewall won't let me get to the site. Just as well.

Posted by: Ontario Emperor at February 01, 2007 02:07 PM (0Rrlw)

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