May 14, 2007

Old Joke For A New Rate

Every time the Post Office raises the price of stamps, I trot out an old joke I heard years ago.

[I say] Did you hear the post office just raised the price of stamps again?

[You say] They did?

[I say] Yah, they needed the money to buy more "next window please" signs.

ba-dum-pump. I'll be here the rest of the week.

Posted by: annika at 02:25 PM | Comments (5) | Add Comment
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1 The first time I heard that joke, I laughed so hard... well, no actually, I didn't.

Posted by: Casca at May 14, 2007 03:00 PM (2gORp)

2 Ha! You could fill in the blank: they needed the money for...ESL classes for the employees.

Posted by: Joules at May 14, 2007 09:26 PM (u4CYb)

3 but notice they never raise the bulk mail rates so that you have to wade trough a mountain of landfill in your box every freakin day. (except weekends and holidays of course)

Posted by: kyle N at May 15, 2007 03:58 AM (p56EN)

4 And yes, I'll tip my server.

Posted by: Ontario Emperor at May 15, 2007 12:55 PM (PmY/U)

5 Nine bucks to mail twelve lbs of sunflower seeds, shaving gel, candy, salsa, eyedrops, beef jerky, pringles, and a Playboy to Iraq... priceless.

Posted by: Casca at May 15, 2007 10:18 PM (2gORp)

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