May 10, 2008

Sing It With Me

I need a stapler.
I need my hair done.
I need a Mother's Day gift.
I need to eat lunch.

I paid my bills.
I fucked around on the internet.
I recharacterized my Roth IRA contribution to a traditional IRA contribution.
I folded some clothes.

I got on a t-shirt.
I got on some jeans.
I got a scrunchie in my hair.
It's too hard to rhyme these things.

We're going to the mall.
We're going to the Post Office.
We're going swimming.
We're going to Pottery Barn.

You sent me a text message.
I sent you a text message.
You sent me a text message.
I sent you a text message.

I haven't decided what to wear on the plane.
I haven't decided what to do on Tuesday.
I haven't decided about the long term.
I haven't decided, okay?

It might be nice in Florida next week.
It might be a fun trip.
It might be a good time to quit smoking.
It might or might not rain.

They wait for a package.
They are not like me.
They talk a lot.
They don't have a clue.

I wish her good luck with her baby.
I wish him good luck with his diet.
I wish you good luck with whatever your doing.
I wish I were comfortably rich.

You are driving to Palm Springs.
You are wearing my favorite sweater.
You were upset about something or other.
You aren't anymore.

My hair is still wet.
My car looks brand new.
My tummy is growling.
My eyes are blue.

I will eat lunch.
I will find a perfect Mother's Day gift.
I will get my hair done next week.
I will buy a stapler.

Posted by: annika at 10:13 AM | Comments (8) | Add Comment
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1 You are way too smart to smoke cigarettes; quit now or die. Literally. Just go read the Surgeon General's Report on smoking and you will be unable to light up again.

Posted by: shelly at May 10, 2008 05:02 PM (wearR)

Posted by: Radical Redneck at May 10, 2008 09:32 PM (cOyko)

3 Nice verse. A genuine glimpse of the thoughts of an A rated Blogstress and her penchant for Text Messaging. Good advise from Shelly, but I haven't preached to anyone about this since I quit and I won't start now.

Posted by: Mike C. at May 11, 2008 10:08 AM (wearR)

Posted by: Stew at May 11, 2008 11:19 AM (swd4s)

5 There's something happening here What it is ain't exactly clear

Posted by: Casca at May 11, 2008 10:52 PM (gOOVv)

6 Stopping smoking? Tummy growing? What are we knowing?

Posted by: wobots at May 12, 2008 05:32 AM (FzhYM)

7 Just... buh?

Posted by: ElMondoHummus at May 12, 2008 11:03 AM (xHyDY)

8 I'm weeping over the poetry--it's so real, man, so stream of consciousness and, thank God, easier to understand than James Joyce's. Your schedule is stressing me out.

Posted by: Joules at May 15, 2008 08:58 AM (28NFV)

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