Please use the comments to let us know what you bought the Federlines from their baby shower gift registry.
i got them the baby blue mini cuspidor from Oshkosh B'Gosh and a little tin of Baby Skoal.
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"Spears, who married Federline in September last year, had been previously reported as saying she planned to have the baby by Caesarean section to avoid the pain of a natural birth."
What a fucking whackdoodle. This freakshow will go on for decades.
An Handmaid that is Mistress
We need not call upon,
A Fool when he is full of Meat
Will fall asleep anon.
An Odious Woman Married
May bear a babe and mend,
But a Servant when He Reigneth
Is Confusion to the end.
Posted by: Casca at September 15, 2005 10:51 AM (qBTBH)
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I propose we take up a collection for a vasectomy AND a tubal ligation. Just in case.
Posted by: GLN Admin at September 15, 2005 11:41 AM (YID5l)
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I'm gonna start a trust fund for that kid's therapy.
Posted by: Victor at September 15, 2005 11:47 AM (L3qPK)
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I dedicated a post to them.
Posted by: Dawn Summers at September 15, 2005 12:44 PM (sa6wF)
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On the other hand, I'll wager that the Spears/Federline child grows up much more normal than Gwynyth Paltrow's kid Apple, I heard she was already feeding the baby hummus.
Posted by: Kyle N at September 16, 2005 03:40 AM (oZxvB)
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Not as many comments as you thought, eh? Howzabout an
American Skankwoman's Demon Child Haiku Contest?
The skank is a momma.
Who will Kevin knock up next?
Maybe....
annika?
I've never been more grateful you're on the left coast than I am right now. Still, perhaps I should look into faking my own death.
Posted by: Victor at September 16, 2005 11:48 AM (L3qPK)
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Tut tut Victor, I never thought you the type to fake anything.
Posted by: Casca at September 16, 2005 12:47 PM (qBTBH)
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its BRITNEY not brittany. not like her name isnt flashed and billboarded 24/7
Posted by: amanda at September 17, 2005 07:16 PM (6krEN)
Posted by: Jeff at September 18, 2005 06:59 AM (n+RKP)
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In all fariness, they aren't mouthing off about leaving the country. IMHO she rode mediocre talent and decent looks to a better than average trailer trash career. Bad choices in men isn't a felony, not in NY anyway. As far as I know, whe's not involved in the payola scam with the radio stations.
I hope to live long enough to piss on Jane Fonda's grave. Britney isn't worth my attention, or yours.
Posted by: MarkD at September 18, 2005 08:11 PM (X9njN)
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i misspelled her name on purpose, Amanda.
Posted by: annika at September 19, 2005 09:47 AM (zAOEU)
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You bought them a spitoon?
Posted by: Mark at September 19, 2005 10:24 AM (Vg0tt)
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