February 21, 2007

The Top 12 American Idol Women Summarized

Pictures are here, so you can follow along at home.

Stephanie Edwards: Two words: Loved her.

Amy Krebs: Cute girl, big pores, didn't like the dress, loved the shoes, hated the song choice. Maynard had more personality.

Leslie Hunt: I like Leslie. I think her personality is a little quirky, maybe a little bizarre. I love the pirate boots. She should do some sixties hippie material, Michelle Phillips or stuff like that. I think she could be good even though her voice really lacks range.

Sabrina Sloan: Very pretty girl. Great style. Smart song choice. Love love love the black patent stack heels. Nice job with a difficult song. I think I have a crush on her. But on my scorecard, Stephanie was just a notch better, despite what Simon said.

Antonella Barba: Overrated. Safe song choice. She was out of tune. And the red top with the cut-out shoulders was sooo New Jersey.

Jordin Sparks: Impressive. Maybe my favorite so far. With a song that is not vocally challenging, the temptation is to sing it safely, but she made it her own. Very nice. Jordin could win this thing; I wouldn't be surprised. Good personality too, and she managed to kiss up to Simon without making it obvious.

Nicole Tranquillo: Randy said it was "rough," Paula said "she can sing," and Simon thought it was "indulgent." I think they were all right. There's nothing wrong with her instrument, but that performance was odd at best. The words were indecipherable and her facial contortions were completely unnecessary. Honestly, it was painful and embarrassing to watch. Prediction: she may not be here next week.

Haley Scarnato: So many Italian girls representing tonight! That song was so boring I completely forgot to listen. Her outfit was hideous. Black strapless jumpsuit with an Eighties big-belt. Nauseating. She may survive to next week, but it won't be on the strength of that performance.

Melinda Doolittle: Someone is lying to us. This is not a shy girl with no self-confidence. You can't fake that kind of stage presence. I don't believe that whole shtick, but the storyline will probably win fan loyalty. She doesn't need the gimmick though, because she might be the best singer in the competition. She'll make it to the top six, easy. Maybe even final two.

Alaina Alexander: Bye-bye.

Gina Glocksen: I like her, but I hated the song, "All By Myself," what a boring song choice. It's boring in the original version. Who does it even? See, I don't even remember the original artist. I know Celine Dion did it, but someone else did it first, and I can't remember who.

LaKisha Jones: Very nice. She sounded like she'd been in the business for years. Professional. I hesitate to make the comparison to Mandisa from last year, whom I loved. But the judges were obviously thinking the same thing when they picked her. She's better than Mandisa was, which is very good indeed.

Even the worst of tonight's women were better than the men last night. Easy prediction: this year's AI champ will be one of the girls.

Posted by: annika at 09:34 PM | Comments (10) | Add Comment
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1 Gina Glocksen's hometown is about a half hour west of yours truly.

Posted by: Mark at February 22, 2007 08:45 AM (2MrBP)

2 As for Antonella Barba and Haley Scarnato, I'd hit it in a heartbeat, lol.

Posted by: Mark at February 22, 2007 08:46 AM (2MrBP)

3 I think "All By Myself" was done by Eric Carmen in the mid-70's. And as far as the men not going too far, I tend to agree, but whoda thunk Taylor Hicks was going all the way last year?

Posted by: dhammett at February 22, 2007 10:49 AM (J7BEJ)

4 I thought Stephanie Edwards had red hair and was white. And that she pushed Key Buys until Lucky got sold. I didn't realize that after KTLA dumped her from the New Year's parade coverage that Stephanie Edwards would become an American Idol singer.

Posted by: Ontario Emperor at February 22, 2007 05:57 PM (GT9eg)

5 That's okay, I'm old, so I never knew All By Myself was done by anyone BUT Eric Carmen.

Posted by: Jay at February 22, 2007 07:50 PM (BX9hK)

6 I think I missed something. Why does your countdown clock (sidebar) say "The End of Annika's Journal"? Is this serious or just a lark? Kevin

Posted by: Kevin Kim at February 23, 2007 10:57 AM (1PcL3)

7 No doubt the beginning of her new grownup life. She's entering a new era, and wants to minimize the downside risk, so she's dumping the detritis of her life. We all do it sometime, well most of us. She'll be back. But I won't have to be her BITCH anymore, mwahahahaha.

Posted by: Casca at February 23, 2007 02:19 PM (Y7t14)

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Posted by: true patriot at February 23, 2007 10:26 PM (Uhwtg)

9 No doubt you'll sing in tune after the revolution.

Posted by: Casca at February 24, 2007 08:27 AM (2gORp)

10 Evidently Antonella has some photographs floating around. The local radio station says this will help her chances if she survives the week. I'm glad I was young before digital cameras came out...

Posted by: MarkD at February 26, 2007 05:58 AM (5vbH6)

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