I'm a friend of haile selassie
I'm a friend of mother jones
I'm a friend of jackie passey
I'm a friend of long john holmes

I'm a friend of kathy griffin
I'm a friend of clay aiken
I'm a friend of old cal ripken
I'm a friend of barbie's ken

I'm a friend of stuart smalley
I'm a friend of michael moore
I'm a friend of janey pauley
I'm a friend of daniel schorr

I'm a friend of tuning sporky
I'm a friend of ned lamont's
I'm a friend of doc kevorky
I'm a friend of the country france

I'm a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend
I'm a friend of a friend but you don't know me
I'm a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend
And if I go there tonight, can I get in free?

I'm a friend of sarah connor
I'm a friend of miles dyson
I'm a friend of the party donner
I'm a friend of andre rison

I'm a friend of molly ringwald
I'm a friend of lance armstrong
I'm a friend of what's this thing called?
I'm a friend of long duk dong

I'm a friend of frida kahlo
I'm a friend of ed asner
I'm a friend of a girl named j-lo
I'm a friend of fat bastard

I'm a friend of lindsay lohan
I'm a friend of billy gates
I'm a friend of joshie groban
I'm a friend of norman bates

I'm a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend
I'm a friend of a friend but you don't know me
I'm a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend
So can I get in tonight . . . cuz I have to pee!

I'm a friend of chelsea clinton
I'm a friend of jar jar binks
I'm a friend of hergé's tintin
I'm a friend of michael spinks

I'm a friend of debbie schlussel
I'm a friend of that crocodile
I'm a friend of simon cowell
I'm a friend of katherine heigl

I'm a friend of kathleen willey
I'm a friend of blue man crew
I'm a friend of anything silly
I'm a friend of youtube too

I'm a friend of brian boitano
I'm a friend of what's-his-face
I'm a friend of kazakhstan-o
I'm a friend of the human race

Posted by: annika at 08:48 PM | Comments (6) | Add Comment
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1 Annie's drunk!!!

Posted by: Tuning Spork at August 21, 2006 09:22 PM (o9M49)

2 Though, I gotta say, rhyming Ed Asner with Fat Bastard was pretty dang funny. Not to mention sporky/kevorky, of course.

Posted by: Tuning Spork at August 21, 2006 09:49 PM (o9M49)

3 OMG ur a friend of linsey lohan cn u get me her email addy she is SOOOOOOOOO AWSUM k thx by

Posted by: Leif at August 22, 2006 10:19 AM (CPQ57)

4 I got no friends and I hate everyone. What can I rhyme with that?

Posted by: kyle8 at August 22, 2006 02:25 PM (R+pIN)

5 kyle8, you simply say what you just posted, to the tune of Talking Heads' "Girlfriend is Better".

Posted by: mitchell porter at August 22, 2006 08:12 PM (shx+O)

6 But it really doesn't matter who you put upon the list.Cause there's none of them be missed.There's none of them be missed.

Posted by: colin at August 24, 2006 06:29 PM (fNoD4)

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